Okay, what is that Aroma Black drink? Is that coffee? Are you making coffee-floats? Because while that sounds disgusting (not the float part, the coffee part, BECAUSE YOU KNOW ME), it also sounds kind of ingenious, and I applaud you.
Now for responding:
One of my P3s (5-6 year olds) insisted on kissing me on the cheek today. He managed it 3 times before the two girls in my class started to actively defend my virtue. It was very touching. (Keep in mind that this is the same kid that has an obsession with sticking his hands and feet as close to my crotch as possible).
Hahaha, omg DEM JAPANESE BOYS, the perversion starts young! XDDD Let me know when he starts bringing awful porno manga mags to class, that's when you know that he's reached stage 2. ;P
I was standing in the feminine hygiene products aisle of my local grocery store when this old man came up to me and started telling me how beautiful my skin was.
[makes a new entry on the "Things To Do To Megan When She Gets Back Because Her Expression Will Be Hilarious" list] It's cos you're so PRETTY Megan, don't you know that means you are expected to listen to creepy old guys when they want to declare their intentions to stalk you inform you of this?
I kind of want to make a picspam of different Facebook pictures of you with tons to arrows pointing to your skin, just saying "SO PRETTY! SO WHITE! SO LOVELY!" over and over again. It would be the ENTIRE POINT of the picspam. I'll need that old guy's e-mail address, though, so I can credit him for his inspiring words.
I love how at every store I've ever gone to the checkout person asks if I want them to put it in a paper bag so that I may hide the shame of being a woman. (They don't actually say that, but you get the point.) To which I respond, “No, I don't care, just toss it in the basket with my sliced cheese and peanut butter.”
Man, I remember giving the people some CRAZY SIDE-EYE whenever they would take special time in wrapping up the womanly things. And I can't think of more to say about it, except that I'm cracking up at the idea of your EPIC EYEROLL as you wait for them to just get on with ringing you up, already. (something about how you're buying tampons, sliced cheese and peanut butter is just hilarious to me. Because in my mind, that's ALL YOU BOUGHT, and apparently ALL YOU EVER BUY, and now I'm convinced that you have some new crazy cheese & peanut butter entree. ....which would be disgusting. ugh.)
I feel like the Kindergarten version of Yankumi
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. YAZUKA THAT BITCH UP, MEGACHI. ♥
Japanese dramas are entirely too over-dramatic to be taken seriously // I think they're just bad actors.
EXACTLY. [gives you a knowing stare] although I acknowledge that there are some that have been awesome in the past and so I can't blanket judge them for being awful even though I really really want to NO THEY ARE ALL BAD
Although honestly, I kind of want to see that scene where she discovers her dead husband now, because it sounds hilarious. You just KNOW she was like, "oh COME ON, now I have to clean this shit up" XD
FINALLY, you apartment is ADORABLE and I love it. And it actually seems less small than I would have thought. Is it working well for you?
Yeah, it's coffee. I hadn't realized you can't...actually...see what the hell it is. OTL
I told Hiroyo about the old man tampon thing and she thought it was pretty funny. She tried to assure me, "Don't worry, the old man probably had no idea what you were even holding." And I was like, I don't care if he did or not, the point of the story is the timing of the whole thing. It's hilarious. Ahahaha - picspam.
On the topic of Japanese dramas - it's completely fine if they are comedies, like Hana Kimi or Sexy Voice and Robo, since those stories are supposed to be ridiculous. It's the shows that have absolutely no comedic aspects that make me laugh so hard. They're all like SERIOUS-FACE, GUYS, and then they throw themselves dramatically to the floor and start crying when they burn their eggs. And then when someone dies, nothing. What-? I don't even. hahahahaha
The apartment is actually much bigger than I thought it would be. I thought I'd be living in dorm-room 2.0, now with bathroom! The biggest problem I have is where to hang my freshly washed clothes to dry, since I refuse to hang them up outside. OTL
[I have no velociraptor icon, so have my derp!icon]
My desire to do that picspam grows greater the more I think about it. As does the realization that it would be rather creepily stalkerish, but WHATEVER, you need to get used to that, apparently.
I would be like "but Megaaaaan there's no big deal to hang stuff outside" but then I remember that the polluted desertification from China ACTUALLY makes it over to Japan and that's just gross. So yeah, I feel that.
[I have no derp!icon, so I'll just use my porn icon. Because there is NEVER NOT A GOOD TIME FOR PORN!ICONs.)
Now for responding:
One of my P3s (5-6 year olds) insisted on kissing me on the cheek today. He managed it 3 times before the two girls in my class started to actively defend my virtue. It was very touching. (Keep in mind that this is the same kid that has an obsession with sticking his hands and feet as close to my crotch as possible).
Hahaha, omg DEM JAPANESE BOYS, the perversion starts young! XDDD Let me know when he starts bringing awful porno manga mags to class, that's when you know that he's reached stage 2. ;P
I was standing in the feminine hygiene products aisle of my local grocery store when this old man came up to me and started telling me how beautiful my skin was.
[makes a new entry on the "Things To Do To Megan When She Gets Back Because Her Expression Will Be Hilarious" list] It's cos you're so PRETTY Megan, don't you know that means you are expected to listen to creepy old guys when they want to declare their intentions to stalk you inform you of this?
I kind of want to make a picspam of different Facebook pictures of you with tons to arrows pointing to your skin, just saying "SO PRETTY! SO WHITE! SO LOVELY!" over and over again. It would be the ENTIRE POINT of the picspam. I'll need that old guy's e-mail address, though, so I can credit him for his inspiring words.
I love how at every store I've ever gone to the checkout person asks if I want them to put it in a paper bag so that I may hide the shame of being a woman. (They don't actually say that, but you get the point.) To which I respond, “No, I don't care, just toss it in the basket with my sliced cheese and peanut butter.”
Man, I remember giving the people some CRAZY SIDE-EYE whenever they would take special time in wrapping up the womanly things. And I can't think of more to say about it, except that I'm cracking up at the idea of your EPIC EYEROLL as you wait for them to just get on with ringing you up, already. (something about how you're buying tampons, sliced cheese and peanut butter is just hilarious to me. Because in my mind, that's ALL YOU BOUGHT, and apparently ALL YOU EVER BUY, and now I'm convinced that you have some new crazy cheese & peanut butter entree. ....which would be disgusting. ugh.)
I feel like the Kindergarten version of Yankumi
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. YAZUKA THAT BITCH UP, MEGACHI. ♥
Japanese dramas are entirely too over-dramatic to be taken seriously // I think they're just bad actors.
EXACTLY. [gives you a knowing stare] although I acknowledge that there are some that have been awesome in the past and so I can't blanket judge them for being awful even though I really really want to NO THEY ARE ALL BAD
Although honestly, I kind of want to see that scene where she discovers her dead husband now, because it sounds hilarious. You just KNOW she was like, "oh COME ON, now I have to clean this shit up" XD
FINALLY, you apartment is ADORABLE and I love it. And it actually seems less small than I would have thought. Is it working well for you?
[uses her velociraptors icon JUST FOR YOU ♥ ]
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I told Hiroyo about the old man tampon thing and she thought it was pretty funny. She tried to assure me, "Don't worry, the old man probably had no idea what you were even holding." And I was like, I don't care if he did or not, the point of the story is the timing of the whole thing. It's hilarious. Ahahaha - picspam.
On the topic of Japanese dramas - it's completely fine if they are comedies, like Hana Kimi or Sexy Voice and Robo, since those stories are supposed to be ridiculous. It's the shows that have absolutely no comedic aspects that make me laugh so hard. They're all like SERIOUS-FACE, GUYS, and then they throw themselves dramatically to the floor and start crying when they burn their eggs. And then when someone dies, nothing. What-? I don't even. hahahahaha
The apartment is actually much bigger than I thought it would be. I thought I'd be living in dorm-room 2.0, now with bathroom! The biggest problem I have is where to hang my freshly washed clothes to dry, since I refuse to hang them up outside. OTL
[I have no velociraptor icon, so have my derp!icon]
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I would be like "but Megaaaaan there's no big deal to hang stuff outside" but then I remember that the polluted desertification from China ACTUALLY makes it over to Japan and that's just gross. So yeah, I feel that.
[I have no derp!icon, so I'll just use my porn icon. Because there is NEVER NOT A GOOD TIME FOR PORN!ICONs.)
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