Name Thiefs!

[mega_molly]

Okay, so I knew that I'm the only "Molly [insert my last name here]" to be found on google, but it never occurred to me to search for my first and middle name in quotes. So I did. Big mistake. Alright, I know that Molly is a very popular name for a dog. But Molly Sue?! Who names their dog Molly Sue?! Furthermore, who creates a webpage from the perspective of a dog named Molly Sue?! I also found a page that used "Billy-George and Molly-Sue Cleatus" as a generic, southern, white trash couple. Nice, eh?

Dogs, cows, the MicroSoft Network, and southern white trash stereotypes. Is there anything untainted left about my name? Bitches...