Lorelei--I stole your post so there
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I pulled over and changed xielynn's flat tire (15 points). In June on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, hazelbunny (-5000 points). In April I gave b_oh_oh_m a kidney (1000 points). In October I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3325 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mega_fauna