pull the trigger and the nightmare stops
oh my god my back hurts so bad. clearly i am not cut out for the physical labor of lifting the bags into the carts at work lol. i wish i could give myself a massage, cuz i give the worlds best massages. they have even been called orgasmic. ahh i miss dan. i watched the friends episode where monica gives the worlds best bad massage.
"i'm joey. i'm disgusting. i make low budget adult films."
"i'm monica. i'm disgusting. i stalk guys and steal their underwear."
i think the word you're looking for is anyways...
i was so out of it today at work. it took me like five hours to ring up some lady with a texas drivers license. she had no clue what she was talking about so it was her fault! i saw two men with fanny packs...me and kelly were just talking about how we hate that, and then me and aaron say it in without a paddle and made fun of it. i did sell two target visas, though, so that makes up for me being retarded.
i really don't have anything to say because i did absolutely nothing today. i layed in bed all day today watching friends until i had to work. it was beautiful. i did take a shower though. that was probably the highlight of my day. well i am hungry so i am going to go eat now.
"i'm joey. i'm disgusting. i make low budget adult films."
"i'm monica. i'm disgusting. i stalk guys and steal their underwear."
i think the word you're looking for is anyways...
i was so out of it today at work. it took me like five hours to ring up some lady with a texas drivers license. she had no clue what she was talking about so it was her fault! i saw two men with fanny packs...me and kelly were just talking about how we hate that, and then me and aaron say it in without a paddle and made fun of it. i did sell two target visas, though, so that makes up for me being retarded.
i really don't have anything to say because i did absolutely nothing today. i layed in bed all day today watching friends until i had to work. it was beautiful. i did take a shower though. that was probably the highlight of my day. well i am hungry so i am going to go eat now.