Jan 25, 2005 17:26
holler no school today! spent most of my day on my global project and talking to gina.. haha. i made gina pee herself hahaha i was on a roll today. was pretty funny. yesterday was totally a blur.. nothing important happened. have to go back to school tomorrow :( oh well i get to see my boy.. since he had to take the math A today aw. well off to the freakin hottub for practice (AKA east rochester pool ugh)
oh and my blonde joke of the day...
A blonde calls her boyfriend.. : "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Boyfriend: "What is it supposed to be when it's done?"
Blonde: "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help. She lets him in and shows him the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
he takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
peaceeeee