...for I now have an ipod. the one material object I have contemplated beating up a child to steal has now become mine through slightly more legal channels.
and best of all?
it was practically free.
http://www.everymac.com/systems/apple/consumer_electronics/stats/ipod.html (mypod!)
now that I have no more lingering desires for material goods, I can finally attain the inner peace.
(thanks,
pinteresque!)