May 19, 2004 16:48
Allow me, for just one moment, to abandon all dignity and niceities and screech:
WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!
Pansy Parkinson is a sick freak. I'm sorry, but she is. What the fuck do you think you were doing walking in on me in the shower yesterday evening!? And then locking the door and not letting me out until you'd taken a shower. What are you trying to prove?
For the last time: I AM NOT A LESBIAN! And I reiterate: even if I was, you are so NOT my type. I don't know what you're playing at, but just because I don't salivate over all the boys in our house and indulge in pointless gossip about who has the best body/hair/face/toenails whatever does not make me homosexual!
What in merlin's name is your problem, Parkinson? One more stunt like that and i'm going to report you to snape. I just about sick of sharing a room with you and slutfeatures.