Mayfield 01: Obligatory wake up post. Phone/Action.

[meettheknife]

[As with most men of his profession, Spy was a light sleeper at best. So, when he woke up feeling groggy and dazed he was quick to jerk upright, surveying his surroundings with a highly confused expression.

He looks to his side, a woman is there, despite himself, he can't help but notice that she is rather attractive. He begins to wonder if he snuck

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[freakinblur]

[Ugh, he knows that voice.]

Aw geez, they undroned ya already?

[meettheknife]

[He makes a strangled noise.]
Ze next person to say droned is going to find zeir phone lodged into zeir skull.

[freakinblur]

Ha! Droned droned droned droned droned droned. Now come 'n' find me, jackass!

[meettheknife]

I would razher find your mozher.

Tell me, is she around?

[He chuckles darkly.]

[freakinblur]

Lucky fer her, she's a million miles away from yer ass.

[meettheknife]

What a pity, be sure to tell me if she arrives.

SORRY FOR THE DELAY. sob

[freakinblur]

Ya know what, chucklenuts? Ferget this. There's way more important shit to worry about you 'n' my ma, who ain't even here. I'm gonna let it go. Gonna ignore yer ass.

[Let's see how long this can last.]

THAT IS OKAY I AM ALSO SLOW

[meettheknife]

Oh? Important zhings? Like chasing your ball around or counting your cans of drink? Life must be so 'ard for you.

[freakinblur]

Maybe gettin' droned fer so long scrambled what little brains ya had left, but now that we're done dealin' with nuclear war, we gotta get ready for the usual Christmas bullshit. Meanin', yer the last thing on my mind, ya backstabbin' sneak.

[meettheknife]

Nuclear war...?

....Christmas??

[He doesn't know which is worse.]

that icons, lmao XD

[freakinblur]

Yeah, ya were out awhile, I guess. Holidays around here are always crazy 'n' completely ruined. Even a dumbass like you knows that, or so I thought.

[meettheknife]

Apparently not. [cannot stand the idea of scout having the upper hand]