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From a grad speech made by Jon Stewart:
"We declared war on terror. We declared war on terror-it’s not even a noun, so, good luck. After we defeat it, I’m sure we’ll take on that bastard ennui."
"And yet now I live in the rarified air of celebrity, of mega stardom. My life a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabala center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that’s what my handlers tell me. I’m actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh."
"We declared war on terror. We declared war on terror-it’s not even a noun, so, good luck. After we defeat it, I’m sure we’ll take on that bastard ennui."
"And yet now I live in the rarified air of celebrity, of mega stardom. My life a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabala center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that’s what my handlers tell me. I’m actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh."