BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 21, 2013 09:30

OH MY GOD AND GEEZ LOUIS. low-is. not lew-eez.
we got a boat.
...Got.... HAVE.... Bought....woot.

So the boat is in michigan, i am from alabama, scooped this dudemanboy up in kentucky, and am now in michigan. that simple... well, that is the condensed version at least.

gee golly gorsh.
BOAT!

so far so good, very interesting and obviously exciting start getting it readizzle for the water.
what have i learned thusfar?:
ALWAYS listen to christmas music, even if it's not december.
LOOK OUT there is a hornet behind you that you must either spritz with deathmist or swat with a put-you-in-yo-place swatter. (but they're so friendly) (sweet little flying devils) (haven't stung us even once, sweet little flying demonoids)
WATCH YOUR HEAD that you poop and pee in cause if it splashy splashy... oh and you have to poop and pee a certain way in canada vs. america. true story.
IT'S OKAY to use the word "boat" as an adjective, adverb, noun, preposition, present participle.......... rant. oh yeah.
POINT IS if you have a boat, celebrate it. if we are down- BOAT. if we are up- BOAT.
WE HAVE A BOAT! and it's awesome.

more to come.
cheers y'all!
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