Round #3 - Desiderata Valley: Contrarys, Picasos and Teathertons
Been a while since we updated. These are not pictures from the new computer, I'm afraid - we have a whole bunch of shots from playing on the old one, so yeah. :p I'm still learning how to do good screenshots on the new machine, the monitor's widescreen so that makes the ingame camera act a bit funny. It includes stuff that's outside our view on the screen, making the final shots further away than what it seemed to be to us in the game.
Well, anyway, here's the Contrary family, featuring Johnny Depp Edward and Opal..
..who both want to be the HAND OF POSEIDON, oh, and Opal's having babies.
Yeah. Being pregnant means you get to stay home and do nothing and not be promoted and make for boring pictures that we don't know how to comment on. Watching Jerry Springer or something.
Rick: Aren't you guys kinda old to have more children anyway? I mean, I'm going to college soon, and dad's almost an elder!
Opal: It wasn't OUR fault...
Muahaha, ALL PRE-MADES MUST BE BRED. Ahem.
Rick shops some video games. He's got the gaming hobby, and well, we're pretty damn sick of everyone playing SSX all the time.
Rick's new favourite is Command & Conquer. He's waiting for Spore to come out (BLATANT EA ADVERTISEMENT!).
That's great, Opal, you just go ahead and give birth on the sidewalk.
Babies? Babies!
Rick: Oh god, there's two of them.
Rick: So glad I'm going to college soon.
Oh yeah, the babies have names and stuff. They're boy & girl twins, Nicholas and Naomi.
Opal: Friend of yours, Rick?
Rick: What? I thought YOU invited him!
Henry Houston: I invited myself in. I'm Henry Houston and I'm awesome!
Edward's been busy skilling and getting promoted in the meantime, but once he got home he was happy about his new babies too.
Finally, just a random mirror shot from the bathroom.
Next...
Tank Grunt, is that you?
No, it's the Picaso dad... I... think his name is Matthew. And... shit, forgot the wife's name. Well, anyway, it's their daughter, Rebecca's birthday.
Now she's a toddler! A pretty weird lookin' toddler at that. With a crazy personality, 1 neat point, 1 nice point, everything else maxed. We think she's cool.
ArmyWifey washing the family's dog, Foxtrot.
Rebecca plays with the ever-terrifying bunny head.
Oh yeah, they have a nanny. She's not too bad, as far as nannies go.
Rebecca: WHEE DOGGIE! :D
Rebecca: Myyyy doggie! :D
Foxtrot: ...help me.
So they couldn't pay the nanny, so she decided to steal their dirty showertub. Why do they always steal stuff from the bathroom? Like smelly toilets? Is she gonna sell them on the black market?
ArmyHubby: Honey, I'm home! And so are you! Rawr!
ArmyWifey: :O
Obstacle Course FAIL.
Guess they gotta take care of the kid themselves now, since the nanny pissed off... well, knowing the nanny, she'll be back the next day anyway. Once you've invited them in, they NEVER STOP COMING.
Meanwhile, Alexandra is still pregnant...
..and she still hates it.
Alexandra: MOAN! I'm BORED! Want to be out pirating! D:
Well, at least she doesn't have to put much effort into making herself lunch.
Alexandra had to find SOMETHING to do, so she tried to join the garden club. They let her in, but not wishing well. Boo.
Julien is home!
Alexandra: Missed you omg entertain me please. And feed me.
Julien is a good cook(e).
Nighttime birth!
It's a boy. His name is Hector.
He's got the BEST NURSERY EVER.
Julien doesn't understand Alexandra's boredom, HE always finds something to do when he's home...
Alexandra: FINALLY. Out pirating, back later. Watch baby plz.
But Julien has a job to attend too, so once again, the nanny is called in.
Nanny: Bongos! Woo!
Alexandra: Arr!
Well, anyway, here's the Contrary family, featuring Johnny Depp Edward and Opal..
..who both want to be the HAND OF POSEIDON, oh, and Opal's having babies.
Yeah. Being pregnant means you get to stay home and do nothing and not be promoted and make for boring pictures that we don't know how to comment on. Watching Jerry Springer or something.
Rick: Aren't you guys kinda old to have more children anyway? I mean, I'm going to college soon, and dad's almost an elder!
Opal: It wasn't OUR fault...
Muahaha, ALL PRE-MADES MUST BE BRED. Ahem.
Rick shops some video games. He's got the gaming hobby, and well, we're pretty damn sick of everyone playing SSX all the time.
Rick's new favourite is Command & Conquer. He's waiting for Spore to come out (BLATANT EA ADVERTISEMENT!).
That's great, Opal, you just go ahead and give birth on the sidewalk.
Babies? Babies!
Rick: Oh god, there's two of them.
Rick: So glad I'm going to college soon.
Oh yeah, the babies have names and stuff. They're boy & girl twins, Nicholas and Naomi.
Opal: Friend of yours, Rick?
Rick: What? I thought YOU invited him!
Henry Houston: I invited myself in. I'm Henry Houston and I'm awesome!
Edward's been busy skilling and getting promoted in the meantime, but once he got home he was happy about his new babies too.
Finally, just a random mirror shot from the bathroom.
Next...
Tank Grunt, is that you?
No, it's the Picaso dad... I... think his name is Matthew. And... shit, forgot the wife's name. Well, anyway, it's their daughter, Rebecca's birthday.
Now she's a toddler! A pretty weird lookin' toddler at that. With a crazy personality, 1 neat point, 1 nice point, everything else maxed. We think she's cool.
ArmyWifey washing the family's dog, Foxtrot.
Rebecca plays with the ever-terrifying bunny head.
Oh yeah, they have a nanny. She's not too bad, as far as nannies go.
Rebecca: WHEE DOGGIE! :D
Rebecca: Myyyy doggie! :D
Foxtrot: ...help me.
So they couldn't pay the nanny, so she decided to steal their dirty showertub. Why do they always steal stuff from the bathroom? Like smelly toilets? Is she gonna sell them on the black market?
ArmyHubby: Honey, I'm home! And so are you! Rawr!
ArmyWifey: :O
Obstacle Course FAIL.
Guess they gotta take care of the kid themselves now, since the nanny pissed off... well, knowing the nanny, she'll be back the next day anyway. Once you've invited them in, they NEVER STOP COMING.
Meanwhile, Alexandra is still pregnant...
..and she still hates it.
Alexandra: MOAN! I'm BORED! Want to be out pirating! D:
Well, at least she doesn't have to put much effort into making herself lunch.
Alexandra had to find SOMETHING to do, so she tried to join the garden club. They let her in, but not wishing well. Boo.
Julien is home!
Alexandra: Missed you omg entertain me please. And feed me.
Julien is a good cook(e).
Nighttime birth!
It's a boy. His name is Hector.
He's got the BEST NURSERY EVER.
Julien doesn't understand Alexandra's boredom, HE always finds something to do when he's home...
Alexandra: FINALLY. Out pirating, back later. Watch baby plz.
But Julien has a job to attend too, so once again, the nanny is called in.
Nanny: Bongos! Woo!
Alexandra: Arr!