Round #3 - Pleasantview: Langerak & The Brokes
Being Kaylynn Langerak had taken a turn for the worse after she was caught having affairs with more than one of her clients, and was fired. With very little money to her name, there was no way she could afford a house. She could barely afford a small plot of land and some very bare essentials of life.
Kaylynn: Look, uh... I'm sorry I slept with your husband and all. He... talked me into it.
Mary-Sue: Hmph!
Some locals come by to welcome Kaylynn to her new "home". Brandi is secretly pleased that she's no longer the worst off in the town. Kaylynn would be even more trailer trash than herself - except she doesn't even have a trailer. She takes pity on Kaylynn and plays some catch with her.
Darren and John aren't really paying much attention to Kaylynn, they're busy discussing how totally hot Brandi is.
Who needs luxury like running water?
Or a mattress? Nature provides everything you need!
Even food.
*BUMP*
Kaylynn: ...oh, crap.
Kaylynn seemed to decide that being pregnant warranted a haircut. (Or EAxis has some weird bug going on with their maternity wear & hair combination sometimes, whichever.)
Well, back to fishing. She'll get that one fish eventually!
Since she already got a haircut, why not go the whole way? Kaylynn shaves off all of her dyed black hair, and waits for her natural blonde hair to grow back out. She's all about the natural things now, after all.
Meanwhile...
Brandi: Tyler, can you say mummy? Muh-myyy.
Tyler: Goo?
Brandi: *sighs*
Dustin and Beau leave for school. And what do you know - Dustin's handcuffs are back. Seems they only work when he's at home.
Dustin: ...Meh.
Brandi is busy full-time teaching Tyler important things. Good thing she saw that ad for "Smart Milk" on TV, a brand new product brought to you by the Curious scientists of Strangetown...
Dustin is fired. That's right, he got fired from his job as a criminal.
Dustin: I fail at life. :(
Tyler is having his afternoon nap, and Brandi seizes the opportunity... She hadn't expected Dustin to be back from work so soon.
Dustin: Mum, I'm depressed and tired, I'm going to borrow your bed, okay?
Brandi: Mmm... it's kind of a bad time, Dustin...
Finally, Brandi gets Dustin out of the room and she and Trent can get down to business.
Trent is classy. Who needs underwear when you can have a TOWEL?
Brandi: That was awesome.
Trent: I know. Wanna do it again?
Trent then decides to get acquainted with Brandi's family.
Trent: ...and that's how awesome I am.
Beau: Wow!
Dustin: ...Who are you and why are you in our house, anyway?
Trent: Hey little buddy!
Tyler: Heeheehee!
02:00 am.
Brandi: Dustin, is that you out there? Turn the TV off and go to bed!
Beau: Um... *lowers voice* Okay.
TV: Giant Space Robots are attacking the Queen! ...AND the airport!
Brandi: So how's the job search going?
Dustin: Fine. *grumbles* (You get a job you lazy...)
Brandi: You know, you might want to wash your face once in a while, and that wouldn't be happening.
Dustin: *mutters*
(I wish it was that simple in real life.)
Beau: Do you want the boat, Tyler? Do you?
Tyler: Boat!
Beau: Well, you can't have it! Ha-HA!
Tyler: Waaaaahhh!!!
Brandi: BEAU! STOP BOTHERING YOUR BROTHER!
Beau settles down nicely and teaches Tyler a nursery rhyme instead.
Although Angela still comes around, things just aren't the same after Dustin caught her with Ripp... Can he ever fully forgive her?
Dustin misses his father... Everything was better when he was around. Dustin's grades were better, he didn't have to take shitty jobs, and he didn't have any acne...
It is time for the pool to go.
If Skip had a tombstone, this should have been where it should have gone.
Beau and Dustin sharing a room? Where did the pinball machine go? Dustin's most prized possession?
It's almost as good as a memorial to Skip.
Brandi: Shit. Not again!
Looks like Brandi and Kaylynn are in the same boat.
Tyler: Heehee, mummy!
Brandi: Guess this won't be the last time I'm doing this... *sighs*
Kaylynn: Look, uh... I'm sorry I slept with your husband and all. He... talked me into it.
Mary-Sue: Hmph!
Some locals come by to welcome Kaylynn to her new "home". Brandi is secretly pleased that she's no longer the worst off in the town. Kaylynn would be even more trailer trash than herself - except she doesn't even have a trailer. She takes pity on Kaylynn and plays some catch with her.
Darren and John aren't really paying much attention to Kaylynn, they're busy discussing how totally hot Brandi is.
Who needs luxury like running water?
Or a mattress? Nature provides everything you need!
Even food.
*BUMP*
Kaylynn: ...oh, crap.
Kaylynn seemed to decide that being pregnant warranted a haircut. (Or EAxis has some weird bug going on with their maternity wear & hair combination sometimes, whichever.)
Well, back to fishing. She'll get that one fish eventually!
Since she already got a haircut, why not go the whole way? Kaylynn shaves off all of her dyed black hair, and waits for her natural blonde hair to grow back out. She's all about the natural things now, after all.
Meanwhile...
Brandi: Tyler, can you say mummy? Muh-myyy.
Tyler: Goo?
Brandi: *sighs*
Dustin and Beau leave for school. And what do you know - Dustin's handcuffs are back. Seems they only work when he's at home.
Dustin: ...Meh.
Brandi is busy full-time teaching Tyler important things. Good thing she saw that ad for "Smart Milk" on TV, a brand new product brought to you by the Curious scientists of Strangetown...
Dustin is fired. That's right, he got fired from his job as a criminal.
Dustin: I fail at life. :(
Tyler is having his afternoon nap, and Brandi seizes the opportunity... She hadn't expected Dustin to be back from work so soon.
Dustin: Mum, I'm depressed and tired, I'm going to borrow your bed, okay?
Brandi: Mmm... it's kind of a bad time, Dustin...
Finally, Brandi gets Dustin out of the room and she and Trent can get down to business.
Trent is classy. Who needs underwear when you can have a TOWEL?
Brandi: That was awesome.
Trent: I know. Wanna do it again?
Trent then decides to get acquainted with Brandi's family.
Trent: ...and that's how awesome I am.
Beau: Wow!
Dustin: ...Who are you and why are you in our house, anyway?
Trent: Hey little buddy!
Tyler: Heeheehee!
02:00 am.
Brandi: Dustin, is that you out there? Turn the TV off and go to bed!
Beau: Um... *lowers voice* Okay.
TV: Giant Space Robots are attacking the Queen! ...AND the airport!
Brandi: So how's the job search going?
Dustin: Fine. *grumbles* (You get a job you lazy...)
Brandi: You know, you might want to wash your face once in a while, and that wouldn't be happening.
Dustin: *mutters*
(I wish it was that simple in real life.)
Beau: Do you want the boat, Tyler? Do you?
Tyler: Boat!
Beau: Well, you can't have it! Ha-HA!
Tyler: Waaaaahhh!!!
Brandi: BEAU! STOP BOTHERING YOUR BROTHER!
Beau settles down nicely and teaches Tyler a nursery rhyme instead.
Although Angela still comes around, things just aren't the same after Dustin caught her with Ripp... Can he ever fully forgive her?
Dustin misses his father... Everything was better when he was around. Dustin's grades were better, he didn't have to take shitty jobs, and he didn't have any acne...
It is time for the pool to go.
If Skip had a tombstone, this should have been where it should have gone.
Beau and Dustin sharing a room? Where did the pinball machine go? Dustin's most prized possession?
It's almost as good as a memorial to Skip.
Brandi: Shit. Not again!
Looks like Brandi and Kaylynn are in the same boat.
Tyler: Heehee, mummy!
Brandi: Guess this won't be the last time I'm doing this... *sighs*