☠12 HEADS BATTED IN //AUDIO//ENGLISH☠
A-aoow! Y'know what?! SCREW YOU ALREADY! OK?! I'm sick'a your freakin' CRAP already- who cares if I ain't usin' your comm link, I'm HERE, ain' I?! You wanna hear what I been up to, you dorky chunkheads?!
CAPTAINS. LOG.
I got haunted by a freakin' tree an' got myself lost in the bad weather so long my stomach was eatin' itself! Then, when I came outta that the snow was so bad people freakin' died and I wound up eatin HORSE MEAT!
An' you know what else? I mean, man this gets pretty good. My only freakin' real friend otha than Sahge gets caught up in a fiyah in a hospital! An' then to top it off, YOU PRICKS TOOK HER AWAY! You think I normally give a crap about things like that? NO. Do I normally care if people drop dead? NO. But why the hell'd you have to take her, huh? Why'd you have to take Maka of all freakin' people? Last thing I ever got to do was hang up on 'er.
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Screw it. Cricket's prob'ly better off anyways. Shit, I wonder if her cat's still around.
Look, any a' you knuckleheads bored enough to give a crap about what we're doin', me an Soldier here are movin' into Marshall. He's already cuttin' the chokeholes into the door so don't get no funny ideas about snatchin' the room out from under us, we already got this. Hey yo, Downundah, you can get in on this too if you want, but I know you're prob'ly gonna be hidin' out on some roof somewhere.
You happy now, you freakin' no-life superdorks? I used your stupid crap!
CAPTAINS. LOG.
I got haunted by a freakin' tree an' got myself lost in the bad weather so long my stomach was eatin' itself! Then, when I came outta that the snow was so bad people freakin' died and I wound up eatin HORSE MEAT!
An' you know what else? I mean, man this gets pretty good. My only freakin' real friend otha than Sahge gets caught up in a fiyah in a hospital! An' then to top it off, YOU PRICKS TOOK HER AWAY! You think I normally give a crap about things like that? NO. Do I normally care if people drop dead? NO. But why the hell'd you have to take her, huh? Why'd you have to take Maka of all freakin' people? Last thing I ever got to do was hang up on 'er.
...
Screw it. Cricket's prob'ly better off anyways. Shit, I wonder if her cat's still around.
Look, any a' you knuckleheads bored enough to give a crap about what we're doin', me an Soldier here are movin' into Marshall. He's already cuttin' the chokeholes into the door so don't get no funny ideas about snatchin' the room out from under us, we already got this. Hey yo, Downundah, you can get in on this too if you want, but I know you're prob'ly gonna be hidin' out on some roof somewhere.
You happy now, you freakin' no-life superdorks? I used your stupid crap!