Having a healthy glowing tan just ISN"T WORTH IT

[meesterx]

I just saw Final Destination 3, and I want to warn everyone that if you ever go to a tanning salon then death will intervene and jam a piece of wood in the handle so you can't open it and then turn up the heat so you burn and burn and your skin will bubble and then the glass will crack so you will get little shallow cuts everywhere and then the heat will get so high that the tanning bed will catch on fire and you'll literally DIE A HORRIBLE FIERY DEATH.

So get a natural tan.