Sep 22, 2008 10:40
Halloween, huh? Don't we live in one great big haunted house already? Spooky. Maybe Freddie or Jason are wandering around here somewhere.
Hey Rebecca, Billy. Where are you guys staying? I'm looking for a change of scenery and a little more civilization. The neighbors are more annoying than ever.
I can pay rent in ammo. That's a good a currency as any around here.
And to you guys trying to take the monster on, good luck. You're gonna need a bigger gun. Like the Chicago Typewriter. If you think you can do better than dozens of the States' finest missiles, then as they say in Spain, good luck, Amigo.
((Strikes = nonexistent))
crappy neighbors,
residency is evil,
there's a dorkus amongst us