FunFic
This has nothing to do with the so called plot my fics might have :P Just because of cool toys :D
*BROOOM WROOOOM RRRRRRR!!!*
Joel: ...and the Red Emperor has once again won the rally, smashed the other participants! No one can deny his victory....
*Off-screen*: OH MY F*CKING GOD!!
Joel: Huh?
Walt: I can't believe my f*cking eyes! Freaking kid and his little toy car!
Joel: It's not just a toy car....
Joel: It's a Transformer! Look, it transforms to a ROBOT!!
Walt: You got to be f*cking kidding....
Joel: The robot is also powerful...
Walt: If you must play with f*cking toys have REAL toys then and not that bullsh*t!
Joel: Ooooooh!
Walt: This is a fighter plane, it will destroy your sh*tty car in a second! And it also transforms to a robot!
Walt: See? Your little car has no chance against the Flying Punisher!
Joel: Maybe...
Joel: But what if the Emperor drives in the thick forest, huh?! Your plane wont see him and with big tyres like these no woods is obstacle-
Walt: Oh but you forget the f*cking unbeatable radar system! It can follow you everywhere-
*Off-screen*: Well well well what do we have here!
Joel: ??
Walt: ?!
Lilian: Isn't it little boys with their toys! How sweet. LOL.
Joel: But these aren't just toys...
Walt: These are f*cking Transformers.
Lilian: How pathetic, I'm not listening any explanations...
Joel: They can transform into robots!
Lilian: But they wont beat THIS!
Joel: OOOOH!
Walt: F*cking sh*t!
Lilian: And check this out, original collectable figurine!
Joel: No way!
Lilian: With this combination of power and smarts I'm unbeatable! HAHA!
Lilian: So you just better surrender!
Joel & Walt: . . .
Joel: We'll never surrender!
Walt: Attack!
Lilian: Huh?!
Lilian: Alright but you beg for this! Destructor, transform!
Joel: WROOOM WROOOOM!
Walt: SSSHHHHQQQQQQQSSSHHHH!
*BROOOM WROOOOM RRRRRRR!!!*
Joel: ...and the Red Emperor has once again won the rally, smashed the other participants! No one can deny his victory....
*Off-screen*: OH MY F*CKING GOD!!
Joel: Huh?
Walt: I can't believe my f*cking eyes! Freaking kid and his little toy car!
Joel: It's not just a toy car....
Joel: It's a Transformer! Look, it transforms to a ROBOT!!
Walt: You got to be f*cking kidding....
Joel: The robot is also powerful...
Walt: If you must play with f*cking toys have REAL toys then and not that bullsh*t!
Joel: Ooooooh!
Walt: This is a fighter plane, it will destroy your sh*tty car in a second! And it also transforms to a robot!
Walt: See? Your little car has no chance against the Flying Punisher!
Joel: Maybe...
Joel: But what if the Emperor drives in the thick forest, huh?! Your plane wont see him and with big tyres like these no woods is obstacle-
Walt: Oh but you forget the f*cking unbeatable radar system! It can follow you everywhere-
*Off-screen*: Well well well what do we have here!
Joel: ??
Walt: ?!
Lilian: Isn't it little boys with their toys! How sweet. LOL.
Joel: But these aren't just toys...
Walt: These are f*cking Transformers.
Lilian: How pathetic, I'm not listening any explanations...
Joel: They can transform into robots!
Lilian: But they wont beat THIS!
Joel: OOOOH!
Walt: F*cking sh*t!
Lilian: And check this out, original collectable figurine!
Joel: No way!
Lilian: With this combination of power and smarts I'm unbeatable! HAHA!
Lilian: So you just better surrender!
Joel & Walt: . . .
Joel: We'll never surrender!
Walt: Attack!
Lilian: Huh?!
Lilian: Alright but you beg for this! Destructor, transform!
Joel: WROOOM WROOOOM!
Walt: SSSHHHHQQQQQQQSSSHHHH!