mini update
Okay, folks. Here's the deal:
I've got a new site for the quotes. I'm fairly sure none of you has gone there yet, and this makes me sad. However, here's some incentive. I'll post a few of the quotes here, and the rest of them there. Maybe that'll do the trick.
And so, here is the Abridged Version of this installment of Potent Quotables.
"He named the animals and trees and flowers and shit."
"Really? Adam did that?"
"Yeah."
"Far out!"
-Male Student, Steve Shipps
"Let's not stray into the metaphysical until after class, okay, my friend?"
-Steve Shipps to Annoying Kid
"Every day I got up at 4:30a to go to the gym to maintain my boyish figure before I came down here to wow you guys."
-Steve Shipps
"Chances are, you don't want to go to a (Harvard Business School) interview in a thong and flippers."
-Steve Shipps
"Horrible florescent lighting ruled by switches which are impossible to understand could be a clue (that you're in an establishment of higher education)."
-Steve Shipps
"You thought this course was weird before... HA!"
-Steve Shipps
"Don't panic. It's rhetorical. I"ll answer it for you. Calm down."
-Steve Shipps
"You guys are about fifteen times smarter than your peers of thirty years ago. Don't get excited. It's been a gradual process. You're not that special."
-Steve Shipps
"Thursday I'm getting a medical procedure for old people. It certainly is a hit to the ego. But I'm told I'll get really good dope. So don't miss me too much. I won't miss you. But you'll see me on Tuesday. Provided the dope wears off."
-Steve Shipps
Okay, losers. The rest of the quotes are at http://potentquotables0708.blogspot.com/
There are sixty-six quotes total. I put a lot of work into this. Support my pathetic dreams.
Ready..... go.
I've got a new site for the quotes. I'm fairly sure none of you has gone there yet, and this makes me sad. However, here's some incentive. I'll post a few of the quotes here, and the rest of them there. Maybe that'll do the trick.
And so, here is the Abridged Version of this installment of Potent Quotables.
"He named the animals and trees and flowers and shit."
"Really? Adam did that?"
"Yeah."
"Far out!"
-Male Student, Steve Shipps
"Let's not stray into the metaphysical until after class, okay, my friend?"
-Steve Shipps to Annoying Kid
"Every day I got up at 4:30a to go to the gym to maintain my boyish figure before I came down here to wow you guys."
-Steve Shipps
"Chances are, you don't want to go to a (Harvard Business School) interview in a thong and flippers."
-Steve Shipps
"Horrible florescent lighting ruled by switches which are impossible to understand could be a clue (that you're in an establishment of higher education)."
-Steve Shipps
"You thought this course was weird before... HA!"
-Steve Shipps
"Don't panic. It's rhetorical. I"ll answer it for you. Calm down."
-Steve Shipps
"You guys are about fifteen times smarter than your peers of thirty years ago. Don't get excited. It's been a gradual process. You're not that special."
-Steve Shipps
"Thursday I'm getting a medical procedure for old people. It certainly is a hit to the ego. But I'm told I'll get really good dope. So don't miss me too much. I won't miss you. But you'll see me on Tuesday. Provided the dope wears off."
-Steve Shipps
Okay, losers. The rest of the quotes are at http://potentquotables0708.blogspot.com/
There are sixty-six quotes total. I put a lot of work into this. Support my pathetic dreams.
Ready..... go.