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Soo last time in the legacy we concluded the college years, with Aubree mostly being a huge junkie and hanging out with the bubble blower bong while Ezra slept with the entire dorm populated, and Jackson finally caught him cheating even though Ezra was doing it right in front of him with out even attempting to hide it. Then we finally got back to the main house where Ezra moved in on his own and blah blah blah. ANYWAYS. On to the new updates.
I also started editing photos differently and it took a little experimenting to find a way i liked best so try to ignore if they change mid-update.
What are you doing..
Oh I see...
But wait... That's not Jackson..
Ezra: I still want them both..
Not sure that's gonna go over well... but I guess.
I have no idea what he's doing? But look at the pretty.
Ezra: Hehe I got to woohoo with my boy in the hot tub :D :D :D
He's not your boyfriend though.. he's your boy on the side.
Ezra: WHATEVER :D:D:D
k then. I'll leave you to your ballet bar and leotards..
I thought it was time to put her magic to use?
To summon her cat!
Who promptly got sent right back to the underworld or whateverthefuck because his sparkly self fucked up my game with lag lol.
Why yes, those ARE Fireflies that have spawned inside the house. Why? I have no clue.
What are you doing Verona... that wolf just wants to eat babies
Verona: What babies...
yeah good question. THere are no babies here wolf, go home!
I bought them a bar... obvs Ezra was the first one to run to it and make drinks :/ friggin alcoholics.
WE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS VACATION, LOOK MORE EXCITED EZRA >.<
The bellhop guy looked kinda cute? We'll remember this for later.
So what're we going to do here Ezra?
Ezra: I don't know.. can I just woohoo in the sauna?
.....WITH WHO?
Ezra: Well I didn't come alone...
oh right... we brought a guest... or two...
THERE WERE BABY CHIMES TOO OH DEAR GOD HELP ME
I didn't say making babies was allowed yet D:
But as you see we brought Jackson along..
And also Oscar.
At this point I was undecided who should be spouse and was hoping Ezra would help me out.
Spoiler alert: it didn't help
Ezra: I don't know what you're talking about sim!god, I'm just grooms this zen garden..
sure you are mister innocent
OMG IN PUBLIC YOU TOO
Everyone: *SCREAMS* Oh my eyes... naked people are so gross
Ezra &Oscar: *Completely ignores everyone*
I've actually never had sims woohoo in public and strip down to nothing. they always wear their underwear or whatever. This was new and pretty amusing
Blondeguy: So do you guys like tennis?
Redhead: *Judging you for woohooing in public*
Ezra: *Just ignore them, maybe they'll go away*
well... k then. I didn't get much from that :(
Idk where Jackson went?
THAT IS NOT ACCUPUNCTURE LADY.
but I guess if that's what he learned from it?
sims logic, y'all!
Jackson: So how do you feel about balls?
Oscar: I really like ezras :D :D :D
well okay well thing
I have the maps to all three secret locations now. But :D:D on this one! Here we come to hear your dragon story old man!
I didn't realize there was nothing but the oldman on this lot though and should have taken care of their needs on the other lot before coming here :/
DOES THAT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH EZRA AND JACKSON BOTH SMELLING LIKE POOP, OLD GUY?
I just love the dragon story and the animation that goes with it. I'll refrain from spamming a million pictures of it though.
This trip is going much better than expected. Everyone got along together perfectly.
They're soo cute though
welll.... that was a sucky tourist thingy..
Sadly it was time for the trip to end though.
So Ezra, did you make a choice?
Ezra: Do I actually get a choice?
well... actually, no.
Does this mean Oscar won Ezras affection?
They promptly got engaged and married right on the side walk.. like sewww romantic~
Also? Nice track suit there, Oscar.
HAHAHAHA Yeah.... no. that's not gonne happen.
But... what's this?
Yeah.. we moved him in too.
I couldn't decide and Ezra got knocked up with Jackson in the sauna while on vacation apparently. We're not raising his babies without his help :/
Sooo Ezra is married it Oscar and Dating Jackson. Yeaaah. Romance sims~
This can either be really awesome or go horribly wrong.
I think his lifetimewant might be a little more doable!
What's this about Ezra not being happy about woohoo?
Nonsense. He's upset the Llama that Jackson brought over with him wouldn't leave the room.
His face didn't change til he woke up though lol
They had money to burn so I made them a pool area. Verona had to run out and tell me how horrible the chairs are
But the slide gets her appoval and makes up for the ugly chairs.
Verona: I'm so glad you married my son even though he's still dating that other guy that moved in here as well..
Oscar: *Pretends he has no idea what shes talking about*
Verona: SO HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?! I never got a vacation :(
the life of a poor legacy founder :(
Oscar: Well we woohoo'd on a park bench and grossed everyone out with our nudity!!
Ezra: can we just not...
YOU JUST GOT HOME! SO NO!
Jackson: So how do you feel about safes?
Oscar: Is he for real right now? This is boring.. but he's soooo hot.
Not even kidding..Oscar and Jackson also have 3 bolts and heart fart over each other all day long when Ezra's not in sight.
Also.. yes I know that the wall is missing wallpaper there, I noticed while taking this shot and fixed it lol.
*Ezra and Jackson hug*
Oscar: WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD UP. ARE THESE TWO FOR REAL? AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?
Yeah... so even though they spent the entire vacation trip taking turns woohooing with Ezra, RIGHT IN THE SAME HOTEL ROOM WITH THE OTHER ONE. All of a sudden hugging is not a allowed and how dar Ezra cheat on Oscar.
Uhh. sims logic, y'all!
Oscar: HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH THE HOT PIECE OF ASS
Ezra: WHOA WHOA It's been happening since college and you only just now are bothered by it?
Well... to be honest Ezra.. I think he wants Jackson for himself..
Oscar: BOOHOOHOOHOOWAAAAH EZRA STOLE MY HOT PIECE OF ASS
you know... I don't think Ezra would mind sharing with you... or Jackson for that matter.
Ezra: WOOOOOO! I hope my husband wins!
....
I don't even know what to say about this situation lol.
Cue more crying from Oscar.
I suppose he shouldn't start fights he can't win.
Ezra's only concern during all of this? Playing catch with Jackson.
Way to be a good husband Ezra.
Ezra: I think Jackson poisoned me with those sandwiches *blaaarrrggg*
ooooorrr I know something youuuu don't
Also, this is the point in which my game crashed and they now live in a new alternate reality where I never built the pool. Don't worry though. Oscar still caught ezra with Jackson and not hates his guts or something. D: Go figure.
Ezra has to take out his agression on someone right?
Srsly they got along in the dorms, but not Ezra just hates him all of a sudden.
WHY IS THE DAMN LLAMA STILL IN THE HOUSE EVEN THO
Oscar: I hope the llama kicks his ass, cheating bastard deserves it :D :D :D
Ezra: I don't think I should fight anymore. It makes me nausous.
Sure that's not your boyfriend and husband having a stare down doing that?
No? Okay.
I was tired of my game lagging, and I thought it might be Verona and her magic skillz~ causing it so I called up the witch to buy the cure.
Verona: Sooo I don't think this stuff did anything...
Verona: OH god nevermind. It huuuurts.
Oh I see you two have patched things up..
Jackson: Oh my boyfriends getting it on with his husband? Totally normal. That oar on the wall is disgusting though..
not even kidding. He wasn't even fazed by Ezra and Oscar. That art was horrible though.
sims logic at it's best, y'all!
At this point I also got the 'DEBUG SUPER DUPER HUG' glitch from removing CC that I didn't even mean to remove (and I still haven't figured out what it was that did it?) so Joey was going around spamming everyone with friendly hugs nad then Oscar and Jackson hated him cause they were all OMG HOW GROSS HUGS.
OMG BABIES
Jackson&Oscar: not even fazed. Who cares about babies when you hate each other?
OH HI PREGNANT DUDE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FIGHTING
That attack made him sick :D :D :D
Oscar: *IS SHOCKED* Sim!God why would you do this to me?!
:D :D :D
I obviously enjoy your suffering.
I might have regretted these desicions later on.
We found Jackson his dream job finally.
Ezra: BUT B--BUT HOW COME I KEEP LOSING?!
Jackson: Because you suck and I'm awesome.
Oscar wanted to earn some money so I sent him to paint
I finally for around to adding them a pool in again.
HE'S SO EXCITED ABOUT JACKSONS BASTARD BABY Y'ALL
Jackson: did you know... the lunch lady burned the pancakes? but SHHHHH don't tell.
Ezra: OH HEHEHE
LIKE YOU WEREN'T THERE EZRA AND DIDN'T KNOW OMG.
Oscar: B-But why is this still happening..
because I enjoy your paint mahahahahahaha
Oscar... did you really burn the spaghetti... that just looks... so appetizing..
Oscar: Ew Jacksons still here? And eating my food?
He kinda lives here.. you'll have to get use to that..
Oscar: Whatever.. I'll just eat out here... Alone..
Joey: So did you hear our son cheated on Oscar with Jackson and now Oscar and Jackson hate eachother?
Verona: OH hehehehe. And even better, Oscar lost when they fought. hehehe. shh shh.
is that really gossip you guys? You all live in the same house.
I didn't realize that Ezra learned Tai Chai while they were on vacation..
And now Joey also know tai chai because apparently sims can see through walls and learn things?
sims logic again, y'all!
I've probably said that a lot this update.
Ezra: Heeey sim!god? Something's happening over here.. I feel weird..
Ezra: OH GOD IT HURTS
:D :D I still enjoy your suffering.
Uhhhh well...
I think the baby might drown in the toilet?
or maybe their furniture is like the furniture on peewees play house?
I'd be terrified if my furniture was like this though...
But back to the baby. or rather babies ugh.
First up is a boy, he has Jacksons skin, hair, and eyes. We've named him Emerson
Oscar... what are you doing with that baby?
Oscar: It's not mine.. cleary I want nothing to do with it..
well okay.. put it in the floor then. see if i care. D:
HORRIBLE PARENTING.
Anyways. second baby is a girl. Her name is Aurora, she has Ezra's skin, but Jacksons eyes and hair.
And let the feed bottle action spamming begin!
Oscar: Why are these things still happening to me? I feel funny and I don't like it :( :( :(
it's happening because I still enjoy your pain :D :D
Oscar also decided to pop out twins.
First up is a boy, his name is Landon and he has Oscars eyes and Ezra's hair. (I think he got Oscars skin too if I remember right?)
Next up is Liam, another boy. He's pretty much the same as Landon except I'm positive he got Ezras skin and he also has Verona's eyes. (Which amuses me before neither of her kids got them. Funny how sim genetics work, right?)
oh I see.. you don't leave your own babies in the floor..
BUT CUE THE FRIGGIN CONGA LINE OF THE ADULTS WITH BABIES LINING AT THE FRIDGE FOR BOTTLES.
and promptly bitching about the person in front of them being in the way of said fridge with bottles.
GREAT THANKS FOR SOMETHING I'LL PROBABLY NEVER USE.
First promotion and he reachs professional party guest. That was too easy.
Uhm. Ezra.. there's a crib RIGHT THERE. Can you put the baby in it?
Ezra: No can do. Gotta go play catch!
siiiigh. SIMS LOGIC Y'ALL
Surely you're all tired of me saying that by now.
I redid the house a little bit and added windows to the second floor (which still needs to be filled in tbh) and I think it's starting to look a lot better from the front. I still suck so so bad at roofs though.
Annnd we'll end this on Jackson getting a promotion and one step closer to his LTW! Wooot!
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Hi guys! I hope you're all enjoying this so far. I'm having a ton of fun playing them (Ezra is so fun with his husband and boyfriend, this type of play is new for me) especially seeing what happens with Ezra, Jackson, and Oscar, I love seeing how that al plays out, they seriously have a mind of their own. I hope you didn't mind the change in editing part way through on the pictures, and I hope you don't mind that I changed the look of them in general? Let me know what you think about those as well, that'd be awesome. Also, I really love comments in general and have enjoyed the ones I've gotten so far a TON. :D :D So thanks to everyone reading and those of you that have already taken the time to comment!