Conversations With My Ohno Uchiwa
I open my cupboard and take out my Ohno uchiwa.
Then I remove the plastic cover. And touch Riida's face. Feels like cardboard. I giggle.
I put Riida down on my sister's bed. Against the wall.
Me: Good morning, Ohno Uchiwa.
Ohno Uchiwa: .....
Me: Why are you smiling at me... *blush* *turns over Ohno Uchiwa, so his name appears instead of the face*
Ohno Uchiwa: ....
Me: *Clearing my throat* I have something very important to talk to you. Can you listen?
Ohno Uchiwa: .....
Me: Thank you.
Ohno Uchiwa: .....
Me: I haven't been fangirling alot lately.
Ohno Uchiwa: .....
Me: Okay, okay, I lied. I'm sorry.
Ohno Uchiwa: ....
Me: You're right, I am fangirling all the time..... But I'm not watching any shows! And I haven't downloaded anything in forever! =( What should I do? Ohno Uchiwa...?
Ohno Uchiwa: .....
Me: I know, I know..... I must work hard.... to come see you in concert.....
Ohno Uchiwa: .....
Me: Are you angry because I'm not watching any of your shows?
Ohno Uchiwa: .....
Me: Really? Ah, I know you were the best! *turn over to Riida's face again*
Ohno Uchiwa: .....
Me: Thank you Ohno Uchiwa!
Ohno Uchiwa: ......
I return Ohno Uchiwa back to the plastic cover and return him to my cupboard.
XD