Crazy... thing
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Rosencrantz
2. Helena Landless
3. Christine Daae
4. Marius Pontmercy
5. Melinda Sordino
6. James S. Hook
7. John Jasper
8. Raoul de Chagney
9. George Emerson
10. Draco Malfoy
11. Javert
12. Ophelia
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Captain Hook/Javert? Um... no. But it would work with Javert's whole fetish for excons.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Marius? He's not hot, he's adorable in his doltish puppylike way.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well if we bend the laws of anatomy and physics and such and that actually HAPPENED... I'd worry for the child.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I don't think I've ever seen A Room With A View fanfic.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Helena is strong willed enough for Hook but... no.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Melinda/George. Because Melinda does not need a badboy in her life. Again.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If John Jasper walked in on Helena and Ophelia having sex he'd think it was really hot and either sit and watch or try and join in.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Christine decides she's had enough of Frenchmen and runs off to New York with the bad boy of Hogwarts." Don't ask me where New York came from. I don't know.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Rosencrantz/Raoul would be amazingly cute, confused fluff. I don't think it exists. But it should.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Sweets for the sweet" and it would involve opium.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
I'm sure it would involve and drunken game of Questions, if Marius could get up the courage (no pun intended) to deflower anyone.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
... Slashed with WHOM?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I think any POTO phan on my friends list has read Christine Daae het.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes! I think someone does.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Helena/Marius/Melinda. Dear sweet Lord I hope not.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Oh, Harry, yes!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Raoul's song... would be... "Forever From Here"
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Rosencrantz/Hook/Ophelia. "You'd have to be completely trashed to read this one."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Let me show you how we say goodbye in Ceylon!" (Whee, Oklahoma)
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um... never read any Speak fanfic.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Young girls. Though that isn't very sekrit.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I think Javert would have to be fairly drunk to shag anyone. Except Valjean.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Jasper would, obviously. I guess he has a thing for pretty young ingenues?
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Rosencrantz and George Emerson are in a happy relationship until George suddenly runs off with Marius . Rosencrantz, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Javert and a brief unhappy affair with Ophelia, then follows the wise advice of Melinda and finds true love with Christine." Wow... It would be called "Something Rotten in Denmark." Dani, Z, and Hailey might read it (I don't know!). I'd write it, totally.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
... John Jasper/Raoul... I... I think I'd cry.
1. Rosencrantz
2. Helena Landless
3. Christine Daae
4. Marius Pontmercy
5. Melinda Sordino
6. James S. Hook
7. John Jasper
8. Raoul de Chagney
9. George Emerson
10. Draco Malfoy
11. Javert
12. Ophelia
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Captain Hook/Javert? Um... no. But it would work with Javert's whole fetish for excons.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Marius? He's not hot, he's adorable in his doltish puppylike way.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well if we bend the laws of anatomy and physics and such and that actually HAPPENED... I'd worry for the child.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I don't think I've ever seen A Room With A View fanfic.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Helena is strong willed enough for Hook but... no.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Melinda/George. Because Melinda does not need a badboy in her life. Again.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If John Jasper walked in on Helena and Ophelia having sex he'd think it was really hot and either sit and watch or try and join in.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Christine decides she's had enough of Frenchmen and runs off to New York with the bad boy of Hogwarts." Don't ask me where New York came from. I don't know.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Rosencrantz/Raoul would be amazingly cute, confused fluff. I don't think it exists. But it should.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Sweets for the sweet" and it would involve opium.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
I'm sure it would involve and drunken game of Questions, if Marius could get up the courage (no pun intended) to deflower anyone.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
... Slashed with WHOM?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I think any POTO phan on my friends list has read Christine Daae het.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes! I think someone does.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Helena/Marius/Melinda. Dear sweet Lord I hope not.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Oh, Harry, yes!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Raoul's song... would be... "Forever From Here"
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Rosencrantz/Hook/Ophelia. "You'd have to be completely trashed to read this one."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Let me show you how we say goodbye in Ceylon!" (Whee, Oklahoma)
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um... never read any Speak fanfic.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Young girls. Though that isn't very sekrit.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I think Javert would have to be fairly drunk to shag anyone. Except Valjean.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Jasper would, obviously. I guess he has a thing for pretty young ingenues?
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Rosencrantz and George Emerson are in a happy relationship until George suddenly runs off with Marius . Rosencrantz, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Javert and a brief unhappy affair with Ophelia, then follows the wise advice of Melinda and finds true love with Christine." Wow... It would be called "Something Rotten in Denmark." Dani, Z, and Hailey might read it (I don't know!). I'd write it, totally.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
... John Jasper/Raoul... I... I think I'd cry.