women + menopause = antichrist

[meemokitty_hn]

last night i was cutting some styrofoam with this lacerated knife, when the styrofoam broke and i cut my thumb. my mom had a bad day i take it, because she began yelling: "why cant you do anything right? i should have never asked you to do it, i just thought that you would be able to do something so simple without making a huge mess of it but i guess i was wrong." add in a few cuss words here and there and thats pretty much what she said. so i think im in trouble now? i dont know...so i ended up apologizing for accidentally cutting myself...but o no...that just pissed her off more so that she yelled at me more. i think im going to start grinding up my anti depressants and putting them in her coffee or something.
i raise my glass in the name of crazy parents everywhere, cheers!