you like boots and perfume

[meelsie_love78]

Title: Give An Inch
Pairing: Alex/Tony
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 650
Summary: Tony talks shoes, Alex flirts like the total hornbag she is (ooh, bad summary).
A/N: Penis jokes in a WitB fic? Who would’ve thought.

Comments

[meelsie_love78]

Oooh, I'm glad you liked this little snippet! I've no idea where it came from; Tony's cheeky line just popped into my head yesterday out of the blue. I lol'd, which was embarrassing, but anyway...

I figure Alex must be at least a little bit insecure about her height; there's really no other explanation for just how high her heels are (and they're really high). Obviously they made her wear them to make it easier to get her into frame with Robson, but reality is boring, right? In terms of the actual character, there's no practical reason for a cop who spends a lot of time scurrying around to wear ridiculously high stiletto heels all the time.

I figure she's bust out a reallyhigh pair in pornographic red whilst on a date with Tony. And then take them off in order to do vaguely whorish things with her toes. Poor Tony (or, more accurately, lucky Tony.)

Hmm, penis jokes... I think the whole idea must have come from Robson making odd penis jokes on Extreme Fishing, and now I can't help but imagine Tony doing the same. I'll try to make sure I fit one in as often as I can in future fics!

[mammothluv]

Oh, I loved it. I don't blame you for laughing out loud. Cheeky Tony can do that to a person!

I totally buy Alex's insecurity about her height. She's got to have a few little weakness, being a superwoman in so many other areas and all. And I dig these pornographic heels for her date with tony not to mention the alarmingly slutty dress and the whorish things she does with her toes. Lord, she's a woman after my own heart (and yours, and Tony's and Paula's and...)

I'll try to make sure I fit one in as often as I can in future fics!
I now think it would be hilarious if you wrote a really serious and angsty fic and just threw a random penis joke in the middle. I'm sorry. I'm obviously 12.

[meelsie_love78]

You know what? Making a random penis joke in the middle of a horribly angsty moment would probably be quite in character for Tony. He's always very keen to distract her and pull her out of her angry/emo funks, and a dick joke would be just the trick! I'm going to have to give this idea some serious consideration.