So I can't remember what I've updated here and what I haven't, so rather than reading my archives, I'm just going to write a "state of Karin" post
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Oh, and I completely forgot one of my triggers to write this post!
I know this sounds weird, but I miss foreign body diagnosis/surgeries from working clinical. After the fact (assuming the critter makes it through ok), they are such good stories.
I don't know if we had such good x-rays, but I remember 2 in particular. One was a standard "my boxer ate a stuffed toy" one, and I wasn't working surgery that day, but I was back in the lab and heard a scream from the surgery suite, and the tech came out with "we pulled this out of it's intestine, and when I flipped it over, it had EYES!" Still makes me giggle.
And the other, in the "embarrassing" vein, let's just say that tampons are like, custom-designed to plug up doggie intestines and cause issues.
inorite? And at the risk of being gross, the "added flavor" from how sex toys are used has got to add to the issue. I mean, Jodah has been responsible for the destruction of more pairs of underwear..... (thankfully he only chews off small pieces to swallow. No foreign body surgeries for him...yet).
I've seen several "sex toy or dog toy" photo galleries / quizzes at various times. I think this is the newest one around at the moment. (posted August 1, 2014)
(Do I really need to say that this link is quite likely Not Safe For Work? Because it is. Don't follow it if you're someplace that will likely object to images of such things being displayed on your computer screen.)
Umm, yeah. I took it and got 14/15 with the ONE incorrect just being a slip of the mouse.
I have to put out there tho that the REASON I rocked that quiz is because I have 5 dogs and have owned almost ALL of those dog toys. I've only owned one or two of the sex toys. ..
I remember the morning one of our ex-roommates left his drawer of sex toys open. One of his kittens came dashing down the stairs with a string of anal beads in her mouth, which she then proceeded to try "killing" on the hardwood landing, next to the front door.
I know this sounds weird, but I miss foreign body diagnosis/surgeries from working clinical. After the fact (assuming the critter makes it through ok), they are such good stories.
http://www.veterinarypracticenews.com/2014-X-Ray-Contest-Winners/
I don't know if we had such good x-rays, but I remember 2 in particular. One was a standard "my boxer ate a stuffed toy" one, and I wasn't working surgery that day, but I was back in the lab and heard a scream from the surgery suite, and the tech came out with "we pulled this out of it's intestine, and when I flipped it over, it had EYES!" Still makes me giggle.
And the other, in the "embarrassing" vein, let's just say that tampons are like, custom-designed to plug up doggie intestines and cause issues.
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I want some dog to eat a big ol' vibrator! Who the hell is going to admit to that???
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There is no photographic (or x-ray) evidence. Desie went to his grave swearing it never happened.
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We've already had the heather post about how pretty much ALL DOG CHEWS look like sex toys. I'd be surprised if it didn't happen all the time.
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Those types of toys -- might be hidden very very well in my house, mostly due to the dogs. ya know... if I had them or anything.
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I've seen several "sex toy or dog toy" photo galleries / quizzes at various times. I think this is the newest one around at the moment.
(posted August 1, 2014)
(Do I really need to say that this link is quite likely Not Safe For Work? Because it is. Don't follow it if you're someplace that will likely object to images of such things being displayed on your computer screen.)
http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/01/quiz-dog-toy-or-sex-toy-4818384/
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I have to put out there tho that the REASON I rocked that quiz is because I have 5 dogs and have owned almost ALL of those dog toys. I've only owned one or two of the sex toys. ..
probably because I have five dogs. Sighs.
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