"That's Sweet"
"It's like meeting the man of my dreams, and meeting his beautiful husband" That brought the room to an entire standstill as we wonder if she really said that, but of course it made me go crazy as a chimp on crack. I understand I forced my sister who has not even returned for a week yet to go get my passes to see Alanis at like 9 am and made her wait for like 7 hours until the performance started but it was worth the mindless bitching afterwards. It got massively crowded but before I lost all the feelings in my legs I saw the most beautiful woman that I've ever known walk down the escalator in a green top and a blue scarf, really whose cute enough to wear a scarf in summer? The crowd was all either gay men/women or straight girls dragging their boyfriends. It was worth the agonizing wait and the oven like heat and the odors the man in front of me was making just to hear four songs and a lovely signing. I stood there rehearsing what I was gonna say to her only to have the air ripped out of my throat half a minute before I came up to her. I told her I loved her about fifty time and had her body guards asking me to go away from the table but hey she said after her short expression of confusion and concern "That's sweet." At that moment I realize that she is probably the only woman who will ever make me completely fall apart with only two words. Of course being the suave fox she is, my sister had to out do my psycho-trip by asking her wut she was drinking. Alanis said herbal tea but jokingly said whiskey. By the end of the day it wasn't even about the autograph or the music or anything, it was about my near heart attack from a 29 year Canadian straight woman with the ability to make me melt without even blinking.