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How To Shower Like a Woman:
>>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
>>lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
>>husband long the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly
>>physique in the mirror - makemental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,
>>etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
>>loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber
>>and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make
>>sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
>>enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
>>until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
>>wash.
>>Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
>>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>>Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair
>>in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
>>and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
>>areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
>>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
>>pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
>>wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in
>>the mirror. Admire your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the
>>shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your
>>hands and let
>>the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
>>shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and "surrounding area".
>>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash
>>your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
>>hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener in mirror again. Leave
>>shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to
>>bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake
>>wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.
>>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
>>there is something so very wrong with you.
>>Have a great day! And, "woo, woo"!
Running on 3 hours of sleep, last night was amazing <3
>>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
>>lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
>>husband long the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly
>>physique in the mirror - makemental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,
>>etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
>>loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber
>>and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make
>>sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
>>enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
>>until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
>>wash.
>>Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
>>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>>Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair
>>in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
>>and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
>>areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
>>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
>>pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
>>wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in
>>the mirror. Admire your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the
>>shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your
>>hands and let
>>the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
>>shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and "surrounding area".
>>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash
>>your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
>>hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener in mirror again. Leave
>>shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to
>>bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake
>>wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.
>>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
>>there is something so very wrong with you.
>>Have a great day! And, "woo, woo"!
Running on 3 hours of sleep, last night was amazing <3