Himitsu no Arashi-chan #10
I watched this last Friday when someone uploaded it. I've already had a rough draft in notepad since last Friday but i was busy packing my stuffs to be shipped to Malaysia. And on Saturday i had to move the remaining stuffs to the upper floor, a temporary room which i'll be staying until my graduation ceremony. And Yesterday i've already copy and paste and edit he translations in my LJ when my IE decided to crash and i will never use IE again... >__> I had a headache at that time so i decided to just go to bed and post this today. Besides it's NINO'S BIRTHDAY, ISN'T IT???!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY CUTE PRANKSTER NINO ♥
This of course has got nothing to do with Nino except two lines i think.. LOL.. I only translated the Ohno and Sho's parts.. OMGOMGOMG!! This episode reminds me of MMA!!!! I miss MMA!! I want MMA to be revived!
OK for now. Read at your own descretion (?). Expect grammatical errors, spelling mistakes. The translation might not be that accurate because no one TLC it :D Don't post it anywhere else because i'll be embarrass :)
ze_be_dee I will try to finish translating the Nanao's one before 25th of June.. I'm going on a holiday on 25th of June. So i really hope i can finish it by that time. The one in Hijikata no koibito is so cute, isn't it???! So so so cute and funny XDDDD
bluesapphirez I'm sorry you and know why! I'll try to make it up to you somehow! All the best in your intership!
*will put caps later on.. because i need to rush. me and my mates are gonna watch horror movies tonight :P*
Sho: This time, i, Sakurai and our Leader here, Ohno-kun, will be talking about a theme. The theme is...
Sho: This is an era that even man can do a parenting job
Guest: This might be good
Sho: Even if we are Arashi, we should support working woman, shoudn't we?
Sho: There is such thing as qualification for this. Please have a look.
Sho: Child minder
Guest: What the heck is that?
Aiba: Is that a qualification?
Sho & Ohno: It is a qualification.
(Bla bla bla)
Jun: Are they plenty of them? The number of people who is child minder?
Sho: Yes that's right. Of course, there's plenty of them and the number is gradually increasing. One percent who have that qualifications is somehow men.
Sho: And in that whole 1 percent, 2 of them are... US
Guests: eeehhh!! That's awesome!!
Guest: You did it!
Sho: We got it! We got it!
Nino: Won't you tell us when you got it? (*apparently they went to get qualified without telling the other members i presumed*)
Aiba: Leader doesn't even have a driving license, does he? :P
(Caption: First qualification!)
Nino: That's your very first qualification!
Aiba: Did you properly take the test?
Sho: Of course! We did take the tests ne Ohno-san.
Sho: Now let's have a look at the VTR.
Sho: We already know that the child was a trouble one when we came and saw her.
Sho: That's being said, let's watch it. "This is an era that even man can do a parenting job"
(Narrator: Supporting working mums. Child Minder Arashi)
Sho: That's being said. We are child minder, Arashi. This is the first work you know!
Ohno: Yep
Sho: Will we be fine? Even though we do have the qualifications for this....
Ohno: We got it, didn't we? Please look at this!
(bla bla bla)
(Caption at the end of bla bla: Pass with flying colours!)
Ohno: If we have these, we WILL be ok!
Sho: Really?
Sho: Actually when it comes to kid, there'll be some crying, throwing tantrums etc. Despite what we've learned, i think there'll be a lot of trouble.
Ohno: There might be but WE GOT THESE!!! (ie. WE ARE QUALIFIED FOR THIS!)
Sho: For real?
Ohno: We'll be just fine. Let's just go!
Ohno: Oh for God's sake! You got 94 marks!
(Narrator: That's being said. Arashi's child minder. First work starts!)
(First is the house of a celebrity mum!)
Sho: So this is the house. What an elegant house~~~
Ohno: Amazing~~
Sho: Will it be ok? Ding dong!
Sho: This is child minder Arashi!
Mum: Konnichiwa!
Sho: If it isn't Niiyama Chiharu-san!
(Narrator: This time the client is Niiyama Chiharu-san and her lovely daughter, Koharu-chan, 1 year and 10 months old)
Mum: Niiyama Koharu-chan!
Mum: Let's try carrying her.
Ohno: Come here~
Koharu-chan: Mama! Mama!!
Sho: Child minder! Child minder!!
Koharu-chan: Mama!!
Ohno: We're child minder you know!
Sho: She's really feeling uncomfortable/insecure!
Mum: Mama is here
Sho: Well then we too should get going to the next actual place.
Ohno: There's no point of this then.
(Anxiety aheads, Ohno and Sakurai)
Sho: Look. A picture of the two of them kissing!
Mum: No, no. We thought that by having this (picture) we shall not forget such feelings.
Sho: Eh! What is this place?
Ohno: Uwah! Amazing...
Mum: That's the balcony.
Sho: It makes you want to have a barbecue in this summer, isn't it?
Mum: That''s true!
Ohno: That's so nice.
Mum: I thought of having it one day.
Sho: This is nice~
Ohno: I'm so jealous~~
Mum: Today she played here at the balcony.
Ohno: Should we have a BBQ? :P
Koharu-chan: Ah! &£^$*&!^*&&^£$
Mum: What is it? You want to play huh?
Sho: I don't understand most of what she's saying...
(Research for information on Koharu-chan)
Sho: What kind of personality does Koharu-chan has?
Mum: She's not really shy but with men but she becomes shy and reserved. She needs sensei to communicate with her.
Ohno: Does Koharu-chan has any kind of allergy?
Sho: As expected! As expected from a child minder!
Mum: You did sound a bit like a sensei
(Koharu-chan's favourite food: udon, pasta. Weakness: Bathing. Character: A very shy person)
(N:The challenge to handle Koharu-chan is?)
Mum: She likes to laugh a lot.
Mum: There's this "kita~~~" thing with the eyedrops (*it's a 1991's Yuuji Oda's CM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haasW3ADMmk but was impersonated or something by comedian Yamamoto Takahiro in his manzai http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqYLdPcmtrI) When she sees that, she'll be very happy. If you could do that, it will be interesting i think.
Sho: Us?
(N: that being said, Koharu-chan's schedule in a day looks something like this)
(something about playing and bathing without mama, what're they going to do about it?)
(N: It's time for Niiyama-san to go out...)
Mum: I have to go to work. I'm sorry to bother you with this. Are you ok with it?
Sho: We'll be fine.
Mum: Mama is going to work!
KC: Don't wanna~!
Mum: Why? Look. It's sensei.
Ohno: We are sensei you know! Look at this! :P
Sho: We'll be fine. We're gonna be fine.
(Bye bye kin ensues..)
KC: She's gone....
Ohno: She's gone to work!
Sho: Ah~~ She has received such a SHOCK
XX: Are you worried?
Mum: I'm really worried about them after all. I think perhaps they're doing fine. When i'm not around, she'll start looking for Mama immediately. She'll be like "Mama~Mama~".
(Every time there's work, Niiyama-san will entrusts Koharu-chan to her mother. This time it's her first meeting with Arashi. It's natural a mother can't help feeling anxious)
(Niiyama-san's uneasiness hit...)
Sho: What's wrong? What's wrong?
KC: Mama~
Sho: You said good bye to her just awhile ago didn't you?
Ohno: You wanna see her?
Sho: You wanna see mama?
KC: I want to
Sho: What mama? What's wrong? What is it!?
Sho: She completely feels down.
(N: Mama is not around, Koharu-chan's tension really went down all of a sudden)
Ohno: Koharu, let's play ball!
Sho: Here it comes. A ball. It's a ball. Look.
Ohno: It's fun!
Ohno: Here you go! Here here here!
Sho: Let's try to show how much fun we're having by playing the ball at this side.
(Caption: Can i go...?)
(FAILURE)
(As expected when her mother is not around, it can't be helped that Koharu-chan is feeling anxious...Then...)
Sho: In the lessons, perhaps there's something that we can use?
Sho: There it is! Method to approach kids.
Sho: Slowly approach them with a smile. Use a gentle voice. Talk to them with unchanging gaze.
Sho & Ohno: Koharu-chan~!
KC: Mama~
Sho: Koharu-chan~
(FAILURE)
Sho: Koharu-san isn't it time you start gradually playing with us?
KC: Mama!
(N: Again, the two of them still can't capture Koharu-chan's heart. It's time to draw out the mood with the latest toys)
*They tried to please her with the laughing sack*
(FAILURE)
Sho: Eh? She looks a bit sleepy.
Ohno: Should we go to sleep?
(N: Ohno lays Koharu-chan down gently)
(N: She cried again!)
(Yawning?)
Sho: Are you crying or yawning? Which is it!
Sho: But that's a big yawn you had while crying!
N: The crying Koharu-chan is pacified by Sho. Then..
Ohno: She's asleep (in a bit)!
Sho: How is it? What kind of expression is she making?
Ohno: .... Sho-kun's... Ah she's asleep!
Sho: So this person can fall asleep that quick
Sho: Really heavy! It became very heavy all of a sudden. VERY HEAVY!
(N: In order to not let Koharu-chan wakes up, he lays her down slowly)
Sho: I don't know when i'll be able to let go of her.
(N: Koharu-chan is convinced that Sakurai is her mama. Koharu-chan won't let go of his arms)
Sho: This sight, is it all right...
Ohno: It's a wonderful sight
(N: Slowly he let go of her body. BUT!)
(n: Although there's a long way to go, the two of them are exhausted...Then..)
Sho: Ohno-san!
Sho: Ohno-san!
(SOUND ASLEEP)
Sho: Ohno-san. He's sleeping for real!
Sho: Ohno-san. While Koharu-chan is sleeping, i think perhaps you can make lunch.
(N: While Sakurai is watching over Koharu-chan... Ohno will start preparing the lunch)
(The challenge is Koharu-chan's favourite foods. Kamaboko iri udon (Fish cakes udon))
Ohno: Delicious!
(N: As expected! Will Koharu-chan eats it?)
Ohno: Tasty?
Sho: Delicious?
Sho: You're really eating it. Are you that hungry?
KC: Un (yes i am)
Sho: You're starving!
Sho: Amazing. I definitely can't eat udon after eating yoghurt!
Sho: Ohno-san made this from scratch!
Ohno: Yayyyyyy (cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute)
Sho: You really like cheese don't you?
KC: Delicious!
(N: With Koharu-chan's excellent appetite, the udon that Ohno made was appreciated.)
(N: It's the first time she smiles too)
(N: They went for a stroll in the neighbourhood park in the afternoon)
(N: She doesn't even feel that her mum is not there anymore)
(N: And then... *they went shopping after playing in the park before going home*)
(N: Up until now, Ohno and Sakurai have been doing well but when they return home, Niiyama-san will be even more worried. There's SOMETHING waiting for them when they get home)
(preview)
Sho: We're back
Ohno: Iya iya iya :P
Sho: We're wet from the pouring rain
Sho: Let's go have a BATH koharu-chan!
KC: Don't wanna!
Sho: We know you don't wanna
KC: Don't wanna~!
(N: as expected from Koharu-chan. She resists to have a bath)
(narrator talking... >_< talks a lot...)
Sho: Do a banzai
Sho: Ooh banzai!
(*ohno pointing at her ponytail)
Sho: Ah right!
Sho: It didn't feel like she's hating it that much ne
Ohno: You can tell that she doesn't want to from the face.
Sho: Yosh~
Ohno: Close the princess's eyes!
Sho: I've closed the eyes!!
Ohno: Yay~~
Sho: No good??! No good?!
(CRYING?)
Sho: Are you ok?
Ohno: You are ok right?
Ohno: It doesn't hurt anymore. It's good already ne.
(SAFE)
Sho: At first she cried..
Ohno: ah it's warm :P
Sho: I didn't think that by being in the same hot water can make you feel tired!
Sho: ????
Ohno: You sound like an old man!
(YEP!)
(Yamamoto Takahiro's "KITAAAA" challenge!)
(First off, watching and studying the real thing!!)
Sho: Seeing this, it's not a 2 years old girl anymore!
Sho: *S seat* ???
KC: Kita~~~~~~!
Ohno: Nice!
Sho: Perfecto!
Sho: kitaaaa~~!
Everyone: yayyyyy
(Afterwards, they watched Arashi's concert video and Koharu-chan's spirit is up! Unbelievable mood!)
*too lazy to translate anymore :P*
*Her mum got back home...*
Sho: You're ok during the shampoo too right?
KC: Yeah
Mum: Amazing!
*again lazy..*
AD: How was Koharu-chan?
Ohno: She's cute
Sho: Cute isn't she?
Sho: Which house should we go next?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY CUTE PRANKSTER NINO ♥
This of course has got nothing to do with Nino except two lines i think.. LOL.. I only translated the Ohno and Sho's parts.. OMGOMGOMG!! This episode reminds me of MMA!!!! I miss MMA!! I want MMA to be revived!
OK for now. Read at your own descretion (?). Expect grammatical errors, spelling mistakes. The translation might not be that accurate because no one TLC it :D Don't post it anywhere else because i'll be embarrass :)
ze_be_dee I will try to finish translating the Nanao's one before 25th of June.. I'm going on a holiday on 25th of June. So i really hope i can finish it by that time. The one in Hijikata no koibito is so cute, isn't it???! So so so cute and funny XDDDD
bluesapphirez I'm sorry you and know why! I'll try to make it up to you somehow! All the best in your intership!
*will put caps later on.. because i need to rush. me and my mates are gonna watch horror movies tonight :P*
Sho: This time, i, Sakurai and our Leader here, Ohno-kun, will be talking about a theme. The theme is...
Sho: This is an era that even man can do a parenting job
Guest: This might be good
Sho: Even if we are Arashi, we should support working woman, shoudn't we?
Sho: There is such thing as qualification for this. Please have a look.
Sho: Child minder
Guest: What the heck is that?
Aiba: Is that a qualification?
Sho & Ohno: It is a qualification.
(Bla bla bla)
Jun: Are they plenty of them? The number of people who is child minder?
Sho: Yes that's right. Of course, there's plenty of them and the number is gradually increasing. One percent who have that qualifications is somehow men.
Sho: And in that whole 1 percent, 2 of them are... US
Guests: eeehhh!! That's awesome!!
Guest: You did it!
Sho: We got it! We got it!
Nino: Won't you tell us when you got it? (*apparently they went to get qualified without telling the other members i presumed*)
Aiba: Leader doesn't even have a driving license, does he? :P
(Caption: First qualification!)
Nino: That's your very first qualification!
Aiba: Did you properly take the test?
Sho: Of course! We did take the tests ne Ohno-san.
Sho: Now let's have a look at the VTR.
Sho: We already know that the child was a trouble one when we came and saw her.
Sho: That's being said, let's watch it. "This is an era that even man can do a parenting job"
(Narrator: Supporting working mums. Child Minder Arashi)
Sho: That's being said. We are child minder, Arashi. This is the first work you know!
Ohno: Yep
Sho: Will we be fine? Even though we do have the qualifications for this....
Ohno: We got it, didn't we? Please look at this!
(bla bla bla)
(Caption at the end of bla bla: Pass with flying colours!)
Ohno: If we have these, we WILL be ok!
Sho: Really?
Sho: Actually when it comes to kid, there'll be some crying, throwing tantrums etc. Despite what we've learned, i think there'll be a lot of trouble.
Ohno: There might be but WE GOT THESE!!! (ie. WE ARE QUALIFIED FOR THIS!)
Sho: For real?
Ohno: We'll be just fine. Let's just go!
Ohno: Oh for God's sake! You got 94 marks!
(Narrator: That's being said. Arashi's child minder. First work starts!)
(First is the house of a celebrity mum!)
Sho: So this is the house. What an elegant house~~~
Ohno: Amazing~~
Sho: Will it be ok? Ding dong!
Sho: This is child minder Arashi!
Mum: Konnichiwa!
Sho: If it isn't Niiyama Chiharu-san!
(Narrator: This time the client is Niiyama Chiharu-san and her lovely daughter, Koharu-chan, 1 year and 10 months old)
Mum: Niiyama Koharu-chan!
Mum: Let's try carrying her.
Ohno: Come here~
Koharu-chan: Mama! Mama!!
Sho: Child minder! Child minder!!
Koharu-chan: Mama!!
Ohno: We're child minder you know!
Sho: She's really feeling uncomfortable/insecure!
Mum: Mama is here
Sho: Well then we too should get going to the next actual place.
Ohno: There's no point of this then.
(Anxiety aheads, Ohno and Sakurai)
Sho: Look. A picture of the two of them kissing!
Mum: No, no. We thought that by having this (picture) we shall not forget such feelings.
Sho: Eh! What is this place?
Ohno: Uwah! Amazing...
Mum: That's the balcony.
Sho: It makes you want to have a barbecue in this summer, isn't it?
Mum: That''s true!
Ohno: That's so nice.
Mum: I thought of having it one day.
Sho: This is nice~
Ohno: I'm so jealous~~
Mum: Today she played here at the balcony.
Ohno: Should we have a BBQ? :P
Koharu-chan: Ah! &£^$*&!^*&&^£$
Mum: What is it? You want to play huh?
Sho: I don't understand most of what she's saying...
(Research for information on Koharu-chan)
Sho: What kind of personality does Koharu-chan has?
Mum: She's not really shy but with men but she becomes shy and reserved. She needs sensei to communicate with her.
Ohno: Does Koharu-chan has any kind of allergy?
Sho: As expected! As expected from a child minder!
Mum: You did sound a bit like a sensei
(Koharu-chan's favourite food: udon, pasta. Weakness: Bathing. Character: A very shy person)
(N:The challenge to handle Koharu-chan is?)
Mum: She likes to laugh a lot.
Mum: There's this "kita~~~" thing with the eyedrops (*it's a 1991's Yuuji Oda's CM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haasW3ADMmk but was impersonated or something by comedian Yamamoto Takahiro in his manzai http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqYLdPcmtrI) When she sees that, she'll be very happy. If you could do that, it will be interesting i think.
Sho: Us?
(N: that being said, Koharu-chan's schedule in a day looks something like this)
(something about playing and bathing without mama, what're they going to do about it?)
(N: It's time for Niiyama-san to go out...)
Mum: I have to go to work. I'm sorry to bother you with this. Are you ok with it?
Sho: We'll be fine.
Mum: Mama is going to work!
KC: Don't wanna~!
Mum: Why? Look. It's sensei.
Ohno: We are sensei you know! Look at this! :P
Sho: We'll be fine. We're gonna be fine.
(Bye bye kin ensues..)
KC: She's gone....
Ohno: She's gone to work!
Sho: Ah~~ She has received such a SHOCK
XX: Are you worried?
Mum: I'm really worried about them after all. I think perhaps they're doing fine. When i'm not around, she'll start looking for Mama immediately. She'll be like "Mama~Mama~".
(Every time there's work, Niiyama-san will entrusts Koharu-chan to her mother. This time it's her first meeting with Arashi. It's natural a mother can't help feeling anxious)
(Niiyama-san's uneasiness hit...)
Sho: What's wrong? What's wrong?
KC: Mama~
Sho: You said good bye to her just awhile ago didn't you?
Ohno: You wanna see her?
Sho: You wanna see mama?
KC: I want to
Sho: What mama? What's wrong? What is it!?
Sho: She completely feels down.
(N: Mama is not around, Koharu-chan's tension really went down all of a sudden)
Ohno: Koharu, let's play ball!
Sho: Here it comes. A ball. It's a ball. Look.
Ohno: It's fun!
Ohno: Here you go! Here here here!
Sho: Let's try to show how much fun we're having by playing the ball at this side.
(Caption: Can i go...?)
(FAILURE)
(As expected when her mother is not around, it can't be helped that Koharu-chan is feeling anxious...Then...)
Sho: In the lessons, perhaps there's something that we can use?
Sho: There it is! Method to approach kids.
Sho: Slowly approach them with a smile. Use a gentle voice. Talk to them with unchanging gaze.
Sho & Ohno: Koharu-chan~!
KC: Mama~
Sho: Koharu-chan~
(FAILURE)
Sho: Koharu-san isn't it time you start gradually playing with us?
KC: Mama!
(N: Again, the two of them still can't capture Koharu-chan's heart. It's time to draw out the mood with the latest toys)
*They tried to please her with the laughing sack*
(FAILURE)
Sho: Eh? She looks a bit sleepy.
Ohno: Should we go to sleep?
(N: Ohno lays Koharu-chan down gently)
(N: She cried again!)
(Yawning?)
Sho: Are you crying or yawning? Which is it!
Sho: But that's a big yawn you had while crying!
N: The crying Koharu-chan is pacified by Sho. Then..
Ohno: She's asleep (in a bit)!
Sho: How is it? What kind of expression is she making?
Ohno: .... Sho-kun's... Ah she's asleep!
Sho: So this person can fall asleep that quick
Sho: Really heavy! It became very heavy all of a sudden. VERY HEAVY!
(N: In order to not let Koharu-chan wakes up, he lays her down slowly)
Sho: I don't know when i'll be able to let go of her.
(N: Koharu-chan is convinced that Sakurai is her mama. Koharu-chan won't let go of his arms)
Sho: This sight, is it all right...
Ohno: It's a wonderful sight
(N: Slowly he let go of her body. BUT!)
(n: Although there's a long way to go, the two of them are exhausted...Then..)
Sho: Ohno-san!
Sho: Ohno-san!
(SOUND ASLEEP)
Sho: Ohno-san. He's sleeping for real!
Sho: Ohno-san. While Koharu-chan is sleeping, i think perhaps you can make lunch.
(N: While Sakurai is watching over Koharu-chan... Ohno will start preparing the lunch)
(The challenge is Koharu-chan's favourite foods. Kamaboko iri udon (Fish cakes udon))
Ohno: Delicious!
(N: As expected! Will Koharu-chan eats it?)
Ohno: Tasty?
Sho: Delicious?
Sho: You're really eating it. Are you that hungry?
KC: Un (yes i am)
Sho: You're starving!
Sho: Amazing. I definitely can't eat udon after eating yoghurt!
Sho: Ohno-san made this from scratch!
Ohno: Yayyyyyy (cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute)
Sho: You really like cheese don't you?
KC: Delicious!
(N: With Koharu-chan's excellent appetite, the udon that Ohno made was appreciated.)
(N: It's the first time she smiles too)
(N: They went for a stroll in the neighbourhood park in the afternoon)
(N: She doesn't even feel that her mum is not there anymore)
(N: And then... *they went shopping after playing in the park before going home*)
(N: Up until now, Ohno and Sakurai have been doing well but when they return home, Niiyama-san will be even more worried. There's SOMETHING waiting for them when they get home)
(preview)
Sho: We're back
Ohno: Iya iya iya :P
Sho: We're wet from the pouring rain
Sho: Let's go have a BATH koharu-chan!
KC: Don't wanna!
Sho: We know you don't wanna
KC: Don't wanna~!
(N: as expected from Koharu-chan. She resists to have a bath)
(narrator talking... >_< talks a lot...)
Sho: Do a banzai
Sho: Ooh banzai!
(*ohno pointing at her ponytail)
Sho: Ah right!
Sho: It didn't feel like she's hating it that much ne
Ohno: You can tell that she doesn't want to from the face.
Sho: Yosh~
Ohno: Close the princess's eyes!
Sho: I've closed the eyes!!
Ohno: Yay~~
Sho: No good??! No good?!
(CRYING?)
Sho: Are you ok?
Ohno: You are ok right?
Ohno: It doesn't hurt anymore. It's good already ne.
(SAFE)
Sho: At first she cried..
Ohno: ah it's warm :P
Sho: I didn't think that by being in the same hot water can make you feel tired!
Sho: ????
Ohno: You sound like an old man!
(YEP!)
(Yamamoto Takahiro's "KITAAAA" challenge!)
(First off, watching and studying the real thing!!)
Sho: Seeing this, it's not a 2 years old girl anymore!
Sho: *S seat* ???
KC: Kita~~~~~~!
Ohno: Nice!
Sho: Perfecto!
Sho: kitaaaa~~!
Everyone: yayyyyy
(Afterwards, they watched Arashi's concert video and Koharu-chan's spirit is up! Unbelievable mood!)
*too lazy to translate anymore :P*
*Her mum got back home...*
Sho: You're ok during the shampoo too right?
KC: Yeah
Mum: Amazing!
*again lazy..*
AD: How was Koharu-chan?
Ohno: She's cute
Sho: Cute isn't she?
Sho: Which house should we go next?