Conniving - Cool
Kid Conniving's evil plot nets a hero ^o^
The mini chaos bots caused minor disruptions that lured brave heroes into the fine nets that bound them firm until he arrived. Small scale disruptions brought only the younger heroes, he’d put a lot of evil cunning into this plot.
Kid Conniving strolled over to see what he’d netted this time. The figure struggled and almost got away, so he bopped it on the head and got a grumpy ’Ouch’ that promised many things.
Flicking the light on he saw none other than Kid Cool glaring up at him, so he punched the air and let out what would one day be a super sinister cackle, just wait. Kid Cool raising a sceptic eyebrow did nothing to spoil his moment.
He’d caught and released his earlier heroes. They just weren’t what he was looking for, hardly worth his pre-prepared monologue! Kid Cool though, he was all that and a double sundae delight!
‘So you’re kind of tied up right now, fancy a date?’
Kid Conniving chose to interpret Kid Cool’s growl as deeply erotic rather than a threat, after all it was he who held the highly realistic looking ray gun water pistol. Master Pim had altered the nozzle so it now blew large colourful bubbles, it was all part of his master’s crazy genius, but Kid Cool didn’t need to know that.
‘I don’t date evil doers.’ He just bet Kid Cool practised that declaration in his bedroom mirror, Kid Conniving clapped and grinned to show him he’d done well.
‘I’m not ebil’ he lisped cutely back ‘I’m just a little bit debious!’
‘The lisp isn’t cute’
‘Nod eben wid der wobbly lib?’
‘Nnn… ok, a little bit’
‘So do you date a little bit debious, a little bit cute guys?’
‘If they put down the fancy bubble-gun and untie me I’ll think about it’
‘I have to untie you?’
‘We can negotiate’
‘Cool’
‘That’s Kid Cool’
‘Whatever, snuggle-bum’
…
‘You’re evil!’
‘Thank you’
The mini chaos bots caused minor disruptions that lured brave heroes into the fine nets that bound them firm until he arrived. Small scale disruptions brought only the younger heroes, he’d put a lot of evil cunning into this plot.
Kid Conniving strolled over to see what he’d netted this time. The figure struggled and almost got away, so he bopped it on the head and got a grumpy ’Ouch’ that promised many things.
Flicking the light on he saw none other than Kid Cool glaring up at him, so he punched the air and let out what would one day be a super sinister cackle, just wait. Kid Cool raising a sceptic eyebrow did nothing to spoil his moment.
He’d caught and released his earlier heroes. They just weren’t what he was looking for, hardly worth his pre-prepared monologue! Kid Cool though, he was all that and a double sundae delight!
‘So you’re kind of tied up right now, fancy a date?’
Kid Conniving chose to interpret Kid Cool’s growl as deeply erotic rather than a threat, after all it was he who held the highly realistic looking ray gun water pistol. Master Pim had altered the nozzle so it now blew large colourful bubbles, it was all part of his master’s crazy genius, but Kid Cool didn’t need to know that.
‘I don’t date evil doers.’ He just bet Kid Cool practised that declaration in his bedroom mirror, Kid Conniving clapped and grinned to show him he’d done well.
‘I’m not ebil’ he lisped cutely back ‘I’m just a little bit debious!’
‘The lisp isn’t cute’
‘Nod eben wid der wobbly lib?’
‘Nnn… ok, a little bit’
‘So do you date a little bit debious, a little bit cute guys?’
‘If they put down the fancy bubble-gun and untie me I’ll think about it’
‘I have to untie you?’
‘We can negotiate’
‘Cool’
‘That’s Kid Cool’
‘Whatever, snuggle-bum’
…
‘You’re evil!’
‘Thank you’