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May 30, 2006 08:53

1) if you were a piece of furniture, what would you be and in whose house would you reside? I’d be the bathroom mirror in the playboy mansion. =o)

2) A memorial statue is made of you: what is it for, what does it look like, and where is it placed? Well, if it’s a memorial, prolly for dying. But here you go. It’s a picture of me, except with a full head of hair, in full white long coat, clipboard in hand, arms outstretched. “In Memory of Thomas Parry, slain while valiantly defending the nursing staff from Crazy Portuguese Guy”

3) Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Assuming that the egg referred to is a chicken egg, and that a chicken egg is an egg laid by a chicken, and only by a chicken, then clearly the chicken comes first. To take another tact, if an egg refers to any egg, then clearly the egg comes first, as any female gamete can be called an egg. But, from a philosophical standpoint, a chicken is a chicken in actuality, where as an egg isd merely a potential chicken

4) create your dream girl and dream self from anywhere: Hollywood, history, the people in your life. My girlfriend’s eyes and personality, Jenifer Garner’s body, Debra Messing’s hair, Tara Lapinski’s legs,. For myself, Brad Pitt’s body, Greg House’s medical knowledge, Leonardo DaVinci’s versatility, My girlfriend’s confidence

5) Describe your best and worst (most regretful) memories: how would you change them given the chance? My best memory, easy, it starts with “Congratulations Dr. Thomas Parry”, how would I change it, you’d be there. My worst, well, let’s say I’d tell a lie.
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