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If I were a month I would be: November
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be:Dusk
If I were a planet I would be: Mercury
If I were a sea animal I would be: starfish
If I were a direction I would be: Southwest
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: bed
If I were a historical figure I would be: Joan of Arc
If I were a liquid I would be: pineapple juice
If I were a stone, I would be: emerald
If I were a tree, I would be: monkey tree
If I were a bird, I would be: love bird
If I were a tool, I would be: hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: african daisy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: foggy
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: piano
If I were an animal, I would be: zebra
If I were a color, I would be: blue black
If I were an emotion, I would be: sarcastic
If I were a vegetable, I would be: tomato
If I were a sound, I would be: footsteps
If I were an element, I would be: neon
If I were a car, I would be: volkswagen van
If I were a song, I would be: Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quentin Tarantino
If I were a book, I would be written by: Edgar Allen Poe
If I were a food, I would be: Pizza
If I were a place, I would be: the beach
If I were a material, I would be: black lace or cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: bitter
If I were a scent, I would be: pine
If I were a word, I would be: meh
If I were an object, I would be: headphones
If I were a body part I would be: stomach
If I were a facial expression I would be: smirk
If I were a subject in school I would be: writing
If I were a cartoon character I would be: brian from family guy
If I were a shape I would be: star
If I were a number I would be: 7 and a half