Sometimes for the lulz I open an occasional email that I know is spam and today, I got this gem:
"You've been selected for a Beta Test as you've been identified as someone who has been failing at making money online for years."
WHO TOLD ON ME?!?!
Last night, I got into a somewhat "minor" argument with a client over whether deer have antlers or not. He kept insisting to me that only reindeer have antlers and I kept telling him "Have you seen Bambi? ANTLERS!" OMG, I really wanted to give up this job but you know, money is money. I feel like between him and the onion book lady, I've aged like twenty years. (._.)
On the plus side (I think it's a plus...I'm not sure yet actually),
diner and
takemejustasiam somehow managed to wrangle me into the One Direction fandom. I've been playing "What Makes You Beautiful" like non-stop all day. I feel like I'm going to special hell now.