Didn't think I was going to do it, right,
diner?
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"I can't handle the sexual tension between us any longer... I...must...touch...you... I love you... Ew, not you, Kristen! My hair!"
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"The photographer told me to look sexy...so I touched my hair..."
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"Looks good, right? Fuck yeah!"
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"Nothing better than being drunk...and touching my hair... I's so happee!!!"
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"Even when I'm wearing something over my head, I must touch it - just to make sure it's still there... Don't ever leave me, hair!"
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"Touching my hair in Cannes... Ah, memories..."
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"I don't remember your question... I was too busy admiring my awesome hair..."
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"Trying out different poses for touching my hair. I look good, right?
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"Nothing like a formal event to touch my hair..."
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"Working is so hard... Ah, hair, you always know how to make things better..."
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"These Twilight fans are so crazy. I can't imagine working at these conventions. Thank God I have such fabulous hair."
And just because...because there's magical creatures living in there, JSYK...
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