miscallenous lyrics
I don't need your ghetto scenes.
My house is filled with this crap
shows up in bubble wrap 'most every day
Take a whif of that aroma, sure to put you in a coma.
Even my dog passed out and need resuscitating.
Should i move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupe, and that kleenex used by Dr. Dre
Gonna buy some pez dispensers and a toaster
Wanna buy some beanie babies, new, with tag, from some guy
I've never met in Norway
found it all on Ebay
Don't come hanging around my door,
there's no room for you no more,
garbage is piled up high,
and buddy, you should see the flies.
Finger food and ice-cold keg,
it won't cost you and arm and a leg,
there's a guy in the hottub i don't know who.
Wait a minute! It looks like Stu!!
Why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated?
Would it be so that i never see the inside of a court room?
So I was on my way to work one day, and traffic was a bear.
There was a twelve-car pile up, everbody dead.
I even saw my friend Robert's disembodied head.
And i thought,poor Rob, i just had lunch with him.
Wait a minute, he still owes me money! What a jerk!!! There's five bucks i'm never gonna see again.
Well i was watching TV one night, when they broke in with a special report,
about a devastating earthquake in Peru.
There were 30,000 casualties, even more were buried alive.
And i thought, dear God, just answer me one question. Why'd they have to interrupt the Simpsons just for this?!!? Then that mutated spider came down.
Just then the boss busted in,
with a rifle in his hand,
and cheap whiskey on his breath.
So he's riding around on that glider-thing, and he's throwing that weird pumpkin bomb.
Yes, he's wearing that dumb Power Rangers mask,
but he's scarier without it on.
he said "Merry Christmas to all, NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!"
The workshop is gone now,
he decided to bomb it.
Everywhere you'll find pieces
of Cupid and Comet.
Yes Virginia, now Santa's doin' time.
In a federal prison, for his infamous crime.
Hush now little friend, don't you cry no more tears.
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years.
So the moral of the story is, they should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves, and i really hate sauerkraut.
My house is filled with this crap
shows up in bubble wrap 'most every day
Take a whif of that aroma, sure to put you in a coma.
Even my dog passed out and need resuscitating.
Should i move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupe, and that kleenex used by Dr. Dre
Gonna buy some pez dispensers and a toaster
Wanna buy some beanie babies, new, with tag, from some guy
I've never met in Norway
found it all on Ebay
Don't come hanging around my door,
there's no room for you no more,
garbage is piled up high,
and buddy, you should see the flies.
Finger food and ice-cold keg,
it won't cost you and arm and a leg,
there's a guy in the hottub i don't know who.
Wait a minute! It looks like Stu!!
Why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated?
Would it be so that i never see the inside of a court room?
So I was on my way to work one day, and traffic was a bear.
There was a twelve-car pile up, everbody dead.
I even saw my friend Robert's disembodied head.
And i thought,poor Rob, i just had lunch with him.
Wait a minute, he still owes me money! What a jerk!!! There's five bucks i'm never gonna see again.
Well i was watching TV one night, when they broke in with a special report,
about a devastating earthquake in Peru.
There were 30,000 casualties, even more were buried alive.
And i thought, dear God, just answer me one question. Why'd they have to interrupt the Simpsons just for this?!!? Then that mutated spider came down.
Just then the boss busted in,
with a rifle in his hand,
and cheap whiskey on his breath.
So he's riding around on that glider-thing, and he's throwing that weird pumpkin bomb.
Yes, he's wearing that dumb Power Rangers mask,
but he's scarier without it on.
he said "Merry Christmas to all, NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!"
The workshop is gone now,
he decided to bomb it.
Everywhere you'll find pieces
of Cupid and Comet.
Yes Virginia, now Santa's doin' time.
In a federal prison, for his infamous crime.
Hush now little friend, don't you cry no more tears.
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years.
So the moral of the story is, they should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves, and i really hate sauerkraut.