Mar 18, 2005 15:12
when was the last time YOU...?
1)rode a unicycle? January 15, 2003, at approximately 3 pm (et.)
2)brushed your teeth? January 15, 2003 at approximately 3 pm (et.)
3)broke a window playing baseball? January 15, 2003, at approximately 3 pm (et.)
4) tied your cat by the tail to the maple tree in your front yard? January 15, 2003, at approximately 3 pm (et.)
5) chased the annoying neighbor kid down the street with a garden hoe? January 15, 2003, at approximately 3 pm (et.)
6)filled your brother's super-soaker with food coloring and gave your house a paint job?
January 15, 2003, at approximately 3 pm.
7)did the hokey pokey? January 15, 2003, at approximately 3 pm (et.)
8)chucked a beer bottle off a water tower? January 15, 2003, at approximately 3 pm
9)tp-ed someone's house while doing cartwheels? January 15, 2003, at approximately 3 pm.
That's right-I'm that talented.
P.S. When was the last time you..?
1)realized you were a complete idiot? January 15, 2003, at approximately 3:01 pm.