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Right now, as I type this entry, I am watching a soft core porn based off of The Lord of the Rings. Characters named Dildo Saggins from Throbbiton and Smirnoff (a drunken version of Gandalf). The 3-D landscapes that are in this "film" look like something out of a N64. This is, by far, THE best soft core porn based on an actual movie I have EVER seen. It's times like these that my heart oozes with love for America. It just started. I wish I had a VCR to tape it. I'm sure some video store has it. The title you ask? Lord of the G-Strings, starring Misty Mundae and Darian Caine. Words cannot express the joy that I feel right now. If anyone gets this in the next 90 minutes, turn on HBOZone East Coast, channel 306 on Comcast I think. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!