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[medicalofficer]

Ironhide, I am well aware that you are... less than pleased with our current arrangement.

But is there any particular reason you felt the need to re-arrange my books?  I was not aware that my order was so offensive to your senses.

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[jazzingitup]

[Insert the sound of Jazz laughing and laughing and laughing.]

[medicalofficer]

... Is something funny?

[jazzingitup]

[The laughing immediately stops but Jazz is still grinning broadly.]

No...nothing at all, Ratchet!

[A pause as he tries not to laugh again.] So! What books are you missing?

[medicalofficer]

It would appear Ironhide is against any books related to human anatomy and mating practices.

The medical texts I had been studying appear to be gone, as well as a manual on human sexuality. It was really very fascinating, if not somewhat... bizarre.

[chopshopgoddess]

It's not bizarre.

[medicalofficer]

It is by comparison to Cybertronian habits - Then, interfacing is not a method of reproduction.

[chopshopgoddess]

Well, your habits are bizarre!

[medicalofficer]

Perhaps from an outsider's perspective.

[chopshopgoddess]

Exactly.

[jazzingitup]

[And here Jazz couldn't help himself and starts laughing again.]

[medicalofficer]

... Hm? [Doesn't get it. What is funny about science? D:]

[jazzingitup]

It's just you and Ironhide.....ahahahahaha [It's not the science that's funny. Jazz finds your behaviour and his to be completely hilarious.]

[medicalofficer]

... Ironhide and I what?

[jazzingitup]

[Sniggers.] Never mind! You should figure it out yourself!

[medicalofficer]

... Figure what out? What are you talking about?

[jazzingitup]

I mean it, Ratchet! Think about it!