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008; [ Voice ]

Jan 04, 2010 03:16

[ To those who know him, they might notice that Ratchet's voice sounds slightly different. There's a note in his tone that is distinctly less weary, and more... euphoric. It could have everything to do with the fact he's higher than a Decepticon jet full of stolen Energon cubes. :| ]

That was not 's planned... [ A sputter of his engine and a bang ( Read more... )

lol high, hey listen!, ironhide listen to me, water and autobots don't mix, science is risky, brb science, electricity is better than drugs

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tachikhromatic January 5 2010, 00:49:12 UTC

...do you have a virus?

medicalofficer January 5 2010, 03:50:46 UTC

A virus?

Hmm.

No.

tachikhromatic January 5 2010, 03:57:43 UTC

You're acting pretty strangely, you know.

medicalofficer January 5 2010, 04:00:18 UTC

Hmm.

Yes.

...

I seem to have... dropped... No, it fell. The hairdryer, into the water.

Please do not mention it to Mikaela.

tachikhromatic January 5 2010, 04:14:40 UTC

To who?

medicalofficer January 5 2010, 04:34:47 UTC

Miss Mikaela Banes. She is a human, who most others would consider attractive. I believe it is in relation to her physical form and her sizeable mammary glands.

Hmm... I never could understand the human male preoccupation with shape - it is so easily altered, after all!

chopshopgoddess January 5 2010, 04:36:21 UTC

Ratchet!

medicalofficer January 5 2010, 04:37:41 UTC

Yes?

chopshopgoddess January 5 2010, 05:45:46 UTC

Stop that!

tachikhromatic January 5 2010, 04:40:08 UTC

Oh, don't be upset! It's perfectly natural for humans to find sexual attraction in a bountiful bust and hips! Ooh, drat. I didn't keep the research in my memory.

Well, I know there are statistics, so don't worry, it's really a very widespread phenomenon!

chopshopgoddess January 5 2010, 05:45:33 UTC

Oh my God!

tachikhromatic January 5 2010, 05:56:11 UTC

[You have confused high-pitched Tachikoma]

I'm...sorry? Is something wrong?

tachikhromatic January 5 2010, 05:57:09 UTC

I think we just got in trouble. I'm gonna have to ask Mister Batou about this.

medicalofficer January 5 2010, 05:58:29 UTC

Oh dear.

Perhaps she should visit her current mate - It may calm her nerves!

chopshopgoddess January 5 2010, 06:01:16 UTC

RATCHET!

Oh my God!

[How does he know this lksdfjshdgkjdg]

medicalofficer January 5 2010, 06:03:27 UTC

There's no reason to be embarrassed, Mikaela. Mating is very common for a human of your age - Your attraction alters your pheromone levels, much like Sam's when he wished to mate with you, during our first meeting. Of course, it could result in pregnancy and conception, if you are not careful about the timing of said activities.

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