Scratch the whole birthday list I posted the other day.
I only want 2 things.
1. CASH to pay bills
2. ANN TAYLOR Gift Cards
I want grownup lady clothes so bad that I wrote in to TLC's "What not to Wear".
Everything I own is either too small and gives me muffin-top, or it's too young looking.
I'm not a 22 year old punk rock bartender anymore.
Nor am I some unstylish, frump-a-licious housewife.
I hate all my cheap Old Navy and Target clothes.
I want pencil skirts and blouses...real blouses, not cotton tee shirt tops.
I want shoes that are not made of canvas or in any way beach related footwear.
I want to look fabulous so I will feel fabulous.
I want to take my fabulous ass in to an interview and get a fabulous new job.
I tried on a million delicious things at Ann Taylor today.
I want them all.
This is how I wish I looked: