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[mediavirus]

Well, here goes the universe enabling me further. BigAmericanCar has now been fully replaced by BritishSpyCar. Its got loads of buttons that i have no idea what they do. The wife thinks its completely absurd for me to have it. Granted the upkeep will cost more than the meager amount i payed for it, and its got a few funny kinks, but then so do i.

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Yay

[sadeena]

Whats the car?

pure comedy

[mediavirus]

its a '94 Jaguar XJ6. Its a sweet ass black cat! They've always been lucky for me.

Re: pure comedy

[sadeena]

SWEET! I love a Jaguar...People make fun of me because I pronounce it all the way out. Jag-u-ar

that always reminds me of Winnie the Poo:

[mediavirus]

"Is it One of the Fiercer Animals?" he said, looking the other way.
Pooh nodded.
"It's a Jagular," he said.
"What do Jagulars do?" asked Piglet, hoping that they wouldn't.
"They hide in the branches of trees, and drop on you as you go underneath," said Pooh. "Christopher Robin told me."
"Perhaps we better hadn't go underneath, Pooh. In case he dropped and hurt himself."
"They don't hurt themselves," said Pooh. "They're such very good droppers."
Piglet still felt that to be underneath a Very Good Dropper would be a Mistake, and he was just going to hurry back for something which he had forgotten when the Jagular called out to them.
"Help! Help!" it called.
"That's what Jagulars always do," said Pooh, much interested. "They call 'Help! Help!' and then when you look up, they drop on you."

Re: that always reminds me of Winnie the Poo:

[sadeena]

You are brilliant!

I met this guy on July 4th. His name was Christopher Robin and he had it tattooed on his chest. My first words to him were "that is the gayest name I've ever heard." I'm sure we will now be freinds forever...

Re: that always reminds me of Winnie the Poo:

[manzilla]

I have to wonder if it's the same Christopher Robin I know.

Ask him if he knows Stig.

Re: that always reminds me of Winnie the Poo:

[sadeena]

Birmingham?
That is where we are.
This guy, he died like three days prior to our meetng. O.D.ed on coke. You probably don't know him....but it IS a small small world.
Oh. Hospital, CPR, etc. He didn't stay dead.
Confusing, huh.

Re: that always reminds me of Winnie the Poo:

[manzilla]

It could very well be him. That sounds like the kind of thing he would die of.

Last I knew he was in Florida somewhere, so Birmingham isn't a huge stretch. If he has never lived in Memphis, it wouldn't be him though.

Re: that always reminds me of Winnie the Poo:

[sadeena]

Interesting. I will ask him. Oh and he just recently got out of prison, like a few weeks ago.

Re: that always reminds me of Winnie the Poo:

[mediavirus]

Christopher Robin in prison? Christoper OD's on coke? These are the stories i wish Milne had written. That woulda been awesome! Trouble in the hundred-acre wood!

Re: that always reminds me of Winnie the Poo:

[sadeena]

There was totally some hidden meaning in that Jaguar calling help! help! then dropping on someone from a tree...You just have to read between the lines. Read-Between-The-Lines. ya know?!

Re: that always reminds me of Winnie the Poo:

[mediavirus]

I'm still trying to figure out the implications of you meeting the risen Chris, three days later. I suspect a zombie.

But yeah, beware those droppers. Wait what does that even mean?

Re: that always reminds me of Winnie the Poo:

[sadeena]

Oh WOW. I hadn't thought about it that way. The risen Chris. Whoa!