I'm sorry, I had to create a whole new post for this.
JOE: (staring at Nick) I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
NICK: (blushes and looks away)
SELENA: You're lying.
JOE: (sliding closer to Nick) I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
SELENA: Lie.
NICK: (face going red) Joe, stop it.
KEVIN: Does mom know about this?
JOE: The only person I told was my shrink.
DEMI: And what did he do when you told him?
JOE: (staring at Nick intently) He nailed me.
NICK: (swallows visibly)
KEVIN: (alarmed) Dr. Randall?
SELENA: (rolling her eyes) Very nice.
JOE: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.
SELENA: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
JOE: Well, the first few times...
NICK: (pained) Joe!
DEMI: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?
JOE: Sure.
SELENA: Are you crazy?
DEMI: Obviously he's crazy if he's screwing a shrink.
NICK: (exasperated) He's not screwing a shrink!
JOE: (to Selena) Have you ever done it?
SELENA: I don't even have a psychiatrist.
JOE: Have you ever done it with a normal person?
SELENA: Didn't we already cover this?
DEMI: (looking interested) You never answered the question.
SELENA: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.
JOE: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it? If you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
SELENA: Wrong.
JOE: Or are you a tease?
NICK: She's a tease.
SELENA: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.
NICK: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases. (smiles privately at Joe)
DEMI: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.
SELENA: I don't do anything.
JOE: (playing with Nick's curls absently) That's why you're a tease.
SELENA: OK, let me ask you a few questions.
JOE: I already told you everything.
SELENA: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around with random people who don't even care about you? I mean, don't you want any respect?
JOE: (unfazed) I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.
SELENA: It's not the only difference I hope.
DEMI: (smirking) Face it, you're a tease.
SELENA: I'm NOT a tease.
DEMI: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.
SELENA: No, I never said that; he twisted my words around.
DEMI: What do you use it for then?
SELENA: I don't use it period.
JOE: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?
SELENA: I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.
DEMI: Well, if you'd just answer the question.
KEVIN: Why don't you just answer the question?
NICK: Be honest.
JOE: No big deal.
KEVIN: Yeah answer it.
NICK: Answer the question, Sel.
DEMI: Talk to us.
ALL: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it. C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.
SELENA: NO I NEVER DID IT.
JOE: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar and I'm in love with my brother.
NICK: (gasps)
KEVIN: Which brother?
NICK: (blushes and looks away)
SELENA: You're lying.
JOE: (sliding closer to Nick) I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
SELENA: Lie.
NICK: (face going red) Joe, stop it.
KEVIN: Does mom know about this?
JOE: The only person I told was my shrink.
DEMI: And what did he do when you told him?
JOE: (staring at Nick intently) He nailed me.
NICK: (swallows visibly)
KEVIN: (alarmed) Dr. Randall?
SELENA: (rolling her eyes) Very nice.
JOE: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.
SELENA: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
JOE: Well, the first few times...
NICK: (pained) Joe!
DEMI: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?
JOE: Sure.
SELENA: Are you crazy?
DEMI: Obviously he's crazy if he's screwing a shrink.
NICK: (exasperated) He's not screwing a shrink!
JOE: (to Selena) Have you ever done it?
SELENA: I don't even have a psychiatrist.
JOE: Have you ever done it with a normal person?
SELENA: Didn't we already cover this?
DEMI: (looking interested) You never answered the question.
SELENA: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.
JOE: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it? If you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
SELENA: Wrong.
JOE: Or are you a tease?
NICK: She's a tease.
SELENA: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.
NICK: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases. (smiles privately at Joe)
DEMI: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.
SELENA: I don't do anything.
JOE: (playing with Nick's curls absently) That's why you're a tease.
SELENA: OK, let me ask you a few questions.
JOE: I already told you everything.
SELENA: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around with random people who don't even care about you? I mean, don't you want any respect?
JOE: (unfazed) I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.
SELENA: It's not the only difference I hope.
DEMI: (smirking) Face it, you're a tease.
SELENA: I'm NOT a tease.
DEMI: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.
SELENA: No, I never said that; he twisted my words around.
DEMI: What do you use it for then?
SELENA: I don't use it period.
JOE: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?
SELENA: I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.
DEMI: Well, if you'd just answer the question.
KEVIN: Why don't you just answer the question?
NICK: Be honest.
JOE: No big deal.
KEVIN: Yeah answer it.
NICK: Answer the question, Sel.
DEMI: Talk to us.
ALL: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it. C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.
SELENA: NO I NEVER DID IT.
JOE: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar and I'm in love with my brother.
NICK: (gasps)
KEVIN: Which brother?