Fic: Here Comes Your Man (Joe/Nick, PWP)

[mediaville]

Okay. This is awful. Mainly because I wrote it this morning in between meetings for novaberry, who wanted Joe shotgunning Nick, and who is relentless in her epic picspams of Nick J, and who almost gave up on this glorious fandom the other day. So I tried to hit lots of her kinks, and then lots of my own, and then it all came out in this vomitous mess of

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[allthehopeless]

Um. This is the opposite of awful. It's AMAZING and HOT and JFC, I WISH I WAS ONE OF THOSE GIRRRRRLS. Damn. Can we get some of this up in here?

[mediaville]

Oh! Haha. YAY. I'm glad you liked it! I basically posted it and RAN. I think it's a testament to how DELICIOUS these boys are that even when I write some god-awful garbage with no inner-POV and random faceless onlookers it can still be sort of hot. That's not ME, lady! It's Joe and Nick J!

[allthehopeless]

No, no. It's totally you. I mean, obviously it's a big part that Joe and Nick J are so HOT and in love, but you wrote this very, very well. You should be proud. ♥

[mediaville]

Yeah? Thank you!

[tropicaltaylor]

OH MY GOD. I AM DEAD, THIS IS NOT AWFUL, AT ALL. OR IN THE LEAST.
This is just seriously hot, I swear, My brain is fried.

ASKDLKJSD.

[mediaville]

Hahaha. I guess that is a good thing? Glad you liked it!

[farewells]

omg. HOTTTT.

i loved the kissing the most, the way joe always seemed to have his mouth on him. askdjalk FANTASTIC.

[mediaville]

MMMM. Kissing! I love writing boys kissing! I wanted to do it more, but once I saw that I'd written nearly 5k of this crap I just had to STOP. But I'm glad it worked for you!

[farewells]

sooo. i've read this two more times since and it's NOT AWFUL, HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT? it's funny and sweet and hot and GARBO AND HIS BIG DICK. seriously. it's really good.

but aauughhh the kissing is still my faaave. i planned on writing a fic where joe gets off on just kissing and nick is like "did you just--?" but joe isn't embarrassed because he just loooves kissing nick. but then i never wrote it hahaha.

They kiss and Nick’s hand slides down in between his own legs, just holding himself lightly while he tongue-fucks his brother.
that miiiight be my favorite line. GOD. HOT.

[mediaville]

OH. UM.

i planned on writing a fic where joe gets off on just kissing and nick is like "did you just--?" but joe isn't embarrassed because he just loooves kissing nick.

THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC. And like, Joe would be all casual, like, "It happens, whatever." And Nick would be all, "Uh, no it doesn't, you weirdo." And he snorts and laughs (even though he's secretly so pleased and proud of his own mad kissing skills.) And then Joe makes up his mind that he's going to make NICK come from just kissing, and he cuts Nick off from any more explicit activities, and so Nick just goes all horny and frustrated and WANTING, and then when Joe slips into his lap and starts kissing him, all soft and slow, Nick just LOSES IT, all desperate and whiny, rutting up against his brother and creaming his shorts.

OR SOMETHING.

[mediaville]

AHAHA. I LOVE YOU TOO, BB.

And I agree - not nearly enough kissing in JB fic. I was tempted to just have them make out for, like, HOURS, until Nick just fell asleep. But then I remembered I was writing this for novaberry and I remembered I needed to add PORN.

I'm glad you liked it though!

[novaberry]

I remembered I was writing this for [info]novaberry and I remembered I needed to add PORN.

bwahahaha. THANK GOD FOR THAT. JUST KIDDING. ALTHOUGH, the porn sure DIDN'T HURT*_*