Fic: You Feel Like Heaven to Touch (Joe/Nick)

[mediaville]

Title: You Feel Like Heaven to Touch
Pairing: Joe/Nick
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Jonas Brothers crack!fic, un-betaed, real-person fiction, featuring homosexual underage incest. This shit will ruin your life. Proceed with caution.
Word Count: 3,800
Disclaimer: This definitely did not happen.
A/N: Written for the Boyfriends Crackfic Challenge over

Comments

[smithereen]

Oh God, this is so unexpectedly SAD and tender and desperate. And funny. And hot. But I expected the funny and the hot, and I didn't know it was going to be so SWEET and so SAD. I LOVE what you did with Joe disappearing, not just turning invisible, but taking away his voice too so Nick can't tell if he's still there. That's pure genius because of course that's what would really shake Nick up and make him grabby and neeeedy for TOUCHING. Also I approve of dirty invisible sex! And Sexy Internet Researching!!!! Hee. The whole thing is just great.

[mediaville]

Oh man, it WAS sad, right? Right after I finished it, I was like, SHIT. I should have written it where Joe has like, an invisibility cloak and just goes around randomly sneaking up on Nick when he's jerking off or something! That would have been funny, and left everyone going, OH JOE, YOU CAD, YOU. But this - man, when I was writing it I was even starting to panic FOR them!

In any event, I'm glad you liked it!

[smithereen]

Nooooo! This is BETTER. This is real stakes and tension and poor scared boys who need each other so much! I mean, the funny silly version would have been good fun times that I wouldn't say no to, but this is on another level. An awesome level of GREATNESS.

[mediaville]

\o/ I'm so glad you liked it! And yeah, I think they were probably both freaking out, but Joe was trying to be a good big brother and stay strong and brave for Nick. And then jerk him off, like good big brothers sometimes do (in fandom.) :D

[mediaville]

Aw, thanks hon! I have so much fun with these boys. I feel like I'm going to be writing up these prompts for the next month! AND I have my longfic! to finish by August 1st! So YAY for more Joe/Nick fic!

[misskittye]

Dude! I did not expect to be so affected by this! Like, for them to be in the same room, and for one of them to be unable to see/feel/hear each other would be like a fate worse than death! No wonder Nick got so frantic (and I LOVE that he got so frantic!) So here it is, 8am in the morning and I'm in the middle of reading this like, "Oh my god what happens!" (What happens? Sexy invisible sex, that's what!)

Anyway, looooove this. The crackfic challenge was pretty much the most perfect thing ever, and if people never stop posting fic for it, I WOULD BE ALRIGHT WITH THAT.

[mediaville]

\o/ YAY. I'm so glad you liked it! And I KNOW - I can't believe this turned out to be so ANGSTY and SAD, right? It would have been funnier if Joe somehow had invisibility POWERS and he could just turn invisible and sneak up on Nick when he's having sexy video chats with Miley or something, but instead I went this route and it even made ME all panicky!

As for the crackfic challenge - you are NOT JOKING, LADY. I am going to be writing up those prompts until the END OF TIME. I've even started writing some prompts that were given to OTHER PEOPLE because I love them so much!

[liketheroad]

Magnificent! As always. So much heat and feeling.

[mediaville]

GUH. Your icon is sooooo pretty.