Okay, so I signed up at
spn_j2_xmas, like, SECONDS AGO, and I'm already nervous. But there are so many awesome authors already signed up, I basically couldn't NOT do it. Plus,
balefully promised to help me with my porn, which, in case you haven't noticed, needs srs help.
So now, let me pimp:
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/lazy_daze/pic/00131p9r)
SIGN UP AND WRITE ME HOOKER!FIC.
Also, this past weekend I went to Miami (where I grew up) and happened to run into my ex-boyfriend's parents, and they both told me (and then told several others who know me) that they wished that my ex had married ME instead of the MOVIE-STAR that he actually married. SO SUCK ON THAT, EX-BOYFRIEND. I know it's petty, but it was AWESOME.