You are so beautiful, to Dave.
Happy Valentine's Day, world! I hope your days are better than mine, thus far. That said, SOME good has come out of the day so far! Namely this Funny or Die video featuring Joe Jonas. Even if you don't like Joe Jonas, you should watch this video.
A Joe Jonas Valentine from Joe JonasAs a Valentine's gift (punishment?) to you wonderful people, I ( Read more... )
A Joe Jonas Valentine from Joe JonasAs a Valentine's gift (punishment?) to you wonderful people, I ( Read more... )
"Hey there, shiny green suit." There's laughter in Nick's voice.
"Whatever," Joe answers breezily, although he's smiling into his phone. "It was a black suit, bro. And the internet says it was a good choice."
"Oh well, if the internet says..."
"Shut it," Joe laughs out loud. "Michelle picked it out. She's a professional."
Nick chuckles. "Yeah she is," he says warmly. "You looked good."
Joe grins and hugs one arm to his chest, lazing in the good feeling. They're quiet for a moment, but it's cool. It's just how they are.
"Speaking of looking good, I thought you hated those jeans of mine?"
Nick clears his throat. "Uh, which jeans?"
"The jeans you wore yesterday," Joe prompts, smirking. "My jeans."
Nick pauses too long for it to be genuine confusion. "Those were your jeans?"
"Mmm-hmm."
"Huh," Nick says. "I thought they smelled funny."
"Huh huh huh." Joe ducks into a quiet corner and lowers his voice. "You sniffed my pants, you perv?"
"I don't hate them," Nick says, ignoring Joe's question. "I just hate when you wear them."
Joe laughs, surprised. "Real mature. Jerk."
This time it's Nick who lowers his voice. Joe has to hit the volume button a few times to hear him. "Those jeans are really tight on you, especially on your butt," Nick whispers. "Hips like a woman."
Joe grins. "You make me sound like Nicki Minaj."
"Pretty close," Nick teases. "Baby got back." His voice is kind of husky.
Joe swallows thickly. "And you don't like that?"
Nick huffs out an amused breath. "It's... inconvenient. For me."
"Yeah?" Joe beams. "Distracting?"
"Mmm-hmm."
"You love my it, huh?" He can practically hear Nick's blush. "You wanna touch it right now, don't lie."
"Oh, now who's being mature?"
"What time does your flight get in?" There's a whole lot more Joe wants to say to his baby brother, but he'd rather do it in person.
"Nine-thirty," Nick says.
"Come straight to the hotel when you get in," Joe says. "Then you and I can engage in some mature behavior together."
Nick coughs a few times before saying, "Sounds like a plan."
"I want to get to the bottom of your ass-fetish, young man."
"Shut up," Nick laughs. Then he inhales abruptly. "Wait. Did you say bottom?"
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They were so perfect.
Oh, Nick Jonas. Thanks for wearing your brother boyfriend's pants for us. You realy are too good to me.
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