Let me tell you something about my family, we're as thick as thieves.
HI YOU GUYS. HI.
It's been ages since I've posted here, oops. So much has happened! I'll summarize quickly:
1. Nick Jonas is still so freaking hot. I thought maybe his hair was his super-power of hotness, but nope, even when it's all covered up, he's still smokin hot:
2. Jonas fandom is so much freaking fun sometimes, with all the DRAMA. I think that over the past three days, Joe Jonas has been confirmed as TOTES GAY FOR THAT FRENCH TWINK, and then Demi Lovato unfollowed him, and then Joe's DAD unfollowed HER, and then Ashley Greene and Joe have been tweeting each other about how they SMELL, and then Joe starting tweet-sassing people who tweeted him things like, "FUCK YOU JOE JONAS." Also some people think Joe is anorexic, and um, that Selena Gomez dated Nick (twice) because she's a closeted lesbian and apparently sometimes closeted lesbians purposefully date controlling douchebag boys because they have self-esteem issues.
3. There is a dub-con/non-con challenge going on over at prez_porn and it is DELICIOUS, but NEEDS MORE FIC. So far there have been some REALLY DIRTY ones posted, but I think my favorite is this fic where Joe dub-cons Nick into buttsex by aestivalblue.
4. nutkin posted AMAZING long, gorgeous Joe/Nick fic: The World Beyond Your Kin. It's 15k of fic about how growing up changes Joe/Nick's relationship, and it's FANTASTIC. It's sexy but not gratuitously porny, and the dialogue is spot on.
5. smithereen is also currently posting to a Tarzan!Joe/prim!Nick prompt I left at boyfriends_fic for the last crackfic challenge and it is ASTOUNDINGLY HOT. It's got Nick as this proper, bossy English lord and Joe as his long lost feral brother being all possessive and PHYSICAL with Nick. It's still a WIP, but it's essentially my favorite AU JoBro fic of all time at this point, so if you haven't read it, you should!
And now I want to talk about Jonases! (SHOCKING.) What do you think? What choices do you begrudge them? What would you like to see the boys do differently? I am so curious! Tell me and I will blabber right back at you.
It's been ages since I've posted here, oops. So much has happened! I'll summarize quickly:
1. Nick Jonas is still so freaking hot. I thought maybe his hair was his super-power of hotness, but nope, even when it's all covered up, he's still smokin hot:
2. Jonas fandom is so much freaking fun sometimes, with all the DRAMA. I think that over the past three days, Joe Jonas has been confirmed as TOTES GAY FOR THAT FRENCH TWINK, and then Demi Lovato unfollowed him, and then Joe's DAD unfollowed HER, and then Ashley Greene and Joe have been tweeting each other about how they SMELL, and then Joe starting tweet-sassing people who tweeted him things like, "FUCK YOU JOE JONAS." Also some people think Joe is anorexic, and um, that Selena Gomez dated Nick (twice) because she's a closeted lesbian and apparently sometimes closeted lesbians purposefully date controlling douchebag boys because they have self-esteem issues.
3. There is a dub-con/non-con challenge going on over at prez_porn and it is DELICIOUS, but NEEDS MORE FIC. So far there have been some REALLY DIRTY ones posted, but I think my favorite is this fic where Joe dub-cons Nick into buttsex by aestivalblue.
4. nutkin posted AMAZING long, gorgeous Joe/Nick fic: The World Beyond Your Kin. It's 15k of fic about how growing up changes Joe/Nick's relationship, and it's FANTASTIC. It's sexy but not gratuitously porny, and the dialogue is spot on.
5. smithereen is also currently posting to a Tarzan!Joe/prim!Nick prompt I left at boyfriends_fic for the last crackfic challenge and it is ASTOUNDINGLY HOT. It's got Nick as this proper, bossy English lord and Joe as his long lost feral brother being all possessive and PHYSICAL with Nick. It's still a WIP, but it's essentially my favorite AU JoBro fic of all time at this point, so if you haven't read it, you should!
And now I want to talk about Jonases! (SHOCKING.) What do you think? What choices do you begrudge them? What would you like to see the boys do differently? I am so curious! Tell me and I will blabber right back at you.