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apparently yesterday was steak and blowjob day. its suppose to be the guys version of valentines day. so yall cant get mad at us girls for wanting something on valentines day cause you got your own holiday now...assholes.
Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!!
i went to walmart last week to get some stuff for our trip and i remember hearing something about trojan having a new condom out with a vibrating ring. so i wanted to get one and give it to some one on the guard but i couldnt find the freaking condom section so i ended up asking this older lady. when i decided to ask i thought to myself that i couldnt say it real low because then i would sound like perv and i wasnt ashamed to ask because i knew what i was doing with them, fuck i wouldnt be ashamed either way. but when i went to ask i still ended up asking with a low voice (or the bitch was deaf) like a pervert and she was like "WHAT!!" all loud and shit (i think she did that on purpose) so i had to ask again. then they didnt even have what i was looking for. so friday before we packed up the vans jenna and i went to Priscilla's and they didnt even know what the hell i was looking for which i find pretty funny now, maybe i should work at Priscilla's jarred. anyway, i went online today and found them, they arent on sale in the state of kansas and they cost $10 just for one i think.
its also the ides of march... i thought it would be best for me to just stay away from my mom today.
Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!!
i went to walmart last week to get some stuff for our trip and i remember hearing something about trojan having a new condom out with a vibrating ring. so i wanted to get one and give it to some one on the guard but i couldnt find the freaking condom section so i ended up asking this older lady. when i decided to ask i thought to myself that i couldnt say it real low because then i would sound like perv and i wasnt ashamed to ask because i knew what i was doing with them, fuck i wouldnt be ashamed either way. but when i went to ask i still ended up asking with a low voice (or the bitch was deaf) like a pervert and she was like "WHAT!!" all loud and shit (i think she did that on purpose) so i had to ask again. then they didnt even have what i was looking for. so friday before we packed up the vans jenna and i went to Priscilla's and they didnt even know what the hell i was looking for which i find pretty funny now, maybe i should work at Priscilla's jarred. anyway, i went online today and found them, they arent on sale in the state of kansas and they cost $10 just for one i think.
its also the ides of march... i thought it would be best for me to just stay away from my mom today.