Found this funny
lBlonde's Year in REVIEW.....
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May -Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because
soft top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!
WHAT A YEAR!!!!!!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May -Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because
soft top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!
WHAT A YEAR!!!!!!