[1] - No one can save you

[medeic]

Who put red hair dye in my shampoo?!?

Once I find you...

Comments

[ashestotheblind]

Hahahahaha!!

(I'd be sympathetic, but...why?)

[medeic]

This isn't funny!

(Because your grandkids would be able to feel what I've done to you.)

[ashestotheblind]

Sure it is!

(You'd have to catch me first. Besides, I didn't spike your shampoo!)

[medeic]

I'll dye your hair red, you think that would be funny?

[ashestotheblind]

I'd make red look sexy.

[medeic]

You'd wear red worse than my dead grandmother.

[ashestotheblind]

You reek of LIES and JEALOUSY.

[medeic]

You reek of dog urine.

[ashestotheblind]

Also wrong! People are so unimaginative these days.

[medeic]

Oh just drop it. You're all out to get me, aren't you?

[ashestotheblind]

Only until the next victim comes along~

[medeic]

If it's not wrong to just accuse someone without any proof, I'd say it was you who put the dye in my shampoo just for the heck of it.

[ashestotheblind]

Fuck no, that stuff smells enough to knock an elephant out.

[iheartpeen0r]

I dunno, I kinda agree with him.

[medeic]

...No one's asking you.

[iheartpeen0r]

...is that how it works? Only, everyone's always calling me a gay rapist, and I never asked anyone.