Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Yummy [Audio]
Feh, whatever possessed me to contain all my glory in this pathetic human vessel? It is not even an exceptional specimen. How very boring. Alterations shall have to be made. If I cannot assume the glory of draconic form than I shall have to do my best to make this present shell as imposing as possible.
[There are crackling static noises interspersed with maniacal laughter. Jace is going to hate himself in the morning. While believing himself to be an all powerful dragon, he's gone nuts with altering his own body by magic. He's made himself taller and somehow seems to have inset a jewel into his forehead. I feel sorry for the guy because when he comes to his senses he's going to have a devil of a time figuring out how the hell he did it.]
[There are crackling static noises interspersed with maniacal laughter. Jace is going to hate himself in the morning. While believing himself to be an all powerful dragon, he's gone nuts with altering his own body by magic. He's made himself taller and somehow seems to have inset a jewel into his forehead. I feel sorry for the guy because when he comes to his senses he's going to have a devil of a time figuring out how the hell he did it.]