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In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Dedicate my life to making someone else's horribly miserable.
Get your resolution here.
Well. It's better than the first thirteen ones I got. Wear more black lingiere. Not strip for free anymore. Have at least one orgasm an hour. Start working on the street corner. What the hell. Number fourteen, lucky charm. Goddamn sexual references all over the place.
And yeah, great New Year's present: my roommate completely bailed on me. At least he coughed up the money for this month's rent. Otherwise I would have been really ticked off.