Quotes of the day
I read these today, and I must share:
"Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them."
(Adlai Stevenson)
"Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven."
(Erma Bombeck)
"Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them."
(Adlai Stevenson)
"Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven."
(Erma Bombeck)